Las Morena De Los Huxtables

About Me

* Chicago * So-Cal * literati-technorati * Master of Fine Arts * creative writing * digital * digital photography editor * pvc * IT * alternative * tech * dancing * editor * homeowner * vinyl * professional poet * candle maker * family * sims2 * web designer * freak magnet * divorced * giggly * culture * outspoken * ♠ * trouble * scion xa * youngest * over-educated * Blaxican * 5'8" * black cats * LBC barrios * tools * tattooed * strongbox * high heels * 555 * sanrio * stock photography * odd * new wave * punk rock * the other white meat * chrome * ultra light 100's * chokers * late nights * animated gifs * flash * manga * goth * pen & ink * white boys * things that lace * family * underwire * chrome * kroq *

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

THIEF IN THE TEMPLE
Real friends don't steal and lie.

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Music:

Old grunge, Ska, Industrial, Reggaeton, and Dance Hall Reggae are my favorites. But I'll listen to or dance to nearly anything.
Currently in rotation: System of a Down, Deftones, Don Omar, Radiohead, The Violent Femmes, Black Eyed Peas, The Cure, Morrisey, The Cocteau Twins, Supreme Beings of Leisure, and My Chemical Romance.
Will always love Goth, and New Wave.
Other notables: Nina Simone, The Psychedelic Furs, Tori Amos, Led Zeppelin, Massive Attack, Relient K, Tom Waits, Sade, Prince, The White Stripes, Cocteau Twins, Love and Rockets, Hole, Jonny Lang, Nirvana, Demon Hunter, Jimmy Eat World, The Gypsy Kings, Dave Matthews Band, Emery, Primus, Oingo Boingo, Eyedentity, UB40, Adam Ant... and anything written by Cole Porter.

Movies:

Shogun's Assassin, 200 Cigarettes, Trainspotting, and Fight Club: I'm a sucker for well-written narration. "I am Jack's raging bile duct." -sniff- Makes me misty. And, of course, Kill Bill Vol. 1 and 2.

Television:

Rescue Me, Adult Swim, The Colbert Report, CSI Miami... actually I'll watch forensic anything, South Park, Hell's Kitchen, The Shield, Comedy Central, The Family Guy. I miss Kung Fu Theater and Frasier.

Books:

I have a double masters in English. If I haven't read it and written a 30 page dissertation on it. I'm planning to! I'll read nearly anything. If it's got words on it, I'll pick it up... I can't help it... books, magazines, pamphlets, salt packages... it's a sickness.

Heroes:

Still Daddy's Girl

My Blog

Bill Cosby: xposted

The Reverend Jesse Jackson almost never gets upstaged and I had never seen the Reverend Jesse Louis Jackson cry in public until last month. Jackson invited Bill Cosby to the annual Rainbow / PUSH conf...
Posted by Las Morena De Los Huxtables on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 09:47:00 PST

Wiggers are not new

I love KROQ. Been listening to it since I was 13. Love Kevin & Bean's morning show on KROQ. Today, they were more stupid than ever. So here I am again. There is a book and column out called "Ask a...
Posted by Las Morena De Los Huxtables on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:37:00 PST

How do you get an Emo kid out of a tree?

Cut the rope. Ah, to be young, depressed, and hoakily stylish again. I remember my teen years as a surly goth. Eyelinered within an inch of night blindness, 10lb boots clamped up ...
Posted by Las Morena De Los Huxtables on Wed, 23 May 2007 12:43:00 PST

Warning: moronic religious info

In Scientology doctrine, Xenu (also Xemu), pronounced /'zi.nu/, was the dictator of the "Galactic Confederacy" who, 75 million years ago, brought billions of aliens to Earth in DC-8-like spacecraft, ...
Posted by Las Morena De Los Huxtables on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 08:28:00 PST

2-wheeled Ass Hats

Bicyclists suck. Bicyclists do not revere God. God invented country roads and stationary bikes to keep your dumb asses safe. He did not invent busy 6 lane streets for you to ride on. Ok, so maybe...
Posted by Las Morena De Los Huxtables on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 12:19:00 PST

Separated at birth...

Is it just me?
Posted by Las Morena De Los Huxtables on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 03:14:00 PST

New Album Cover for Mike Smoove

Wanted to share and promote the new cd cover I did for Mike Smoove. Cigar Music ...
Posted by Las Morena De Los Huxtables on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 09:53:00 PST

Comp USAsshat

To Whom It May Concern: On Tuesday, January 2, 2007 I visited store 721 in Long Beach with the intentions of purchasing a computer that was part of a floor model display. I would like to prefac...
Posted by Las Morena De Los Huxtables on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 11:59:00 PST

AssHat, anyone?

Ok this one is just too easy , but hell, pass the wild turkey and toast to my insane obsession with KFed... I can't stop. He's like a train wreck scheduled nightly, he never dissapoints and it's alway...
Posted by Las Morena De Los Huxtables on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 11:44:00 PST

Why I like my 30's (things you think about while showering)

1. I have no problem singing any Morissey song at the top of my lungs in the car. 2. I no longer care if my bra matches my underwear. 3. I am fully aware that my mother does not know everyth...
Posted by Las Morena De Los Huxtables on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 09:50:00 PST