and now for something completely different

“Humor is a sense of proportion and a power of seeing yourself from the outside.”-Zero Mostel
"The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary." -H. L. Mencken US editor (1880 - 1956)
Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.-John Lennon
"When tyranny and oppression come to this land, it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign foe." -James Madison

"To announce that there must be no criticism of the president, or that we are to stand by the president right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public." -Theodore Roosevelt
"Man's real life is happy, chiefly because he is ever expecting that it soon will be so."
-Edgar Allen Poe
"If you can hold your listener, hold their attention, and you're sure you know what you're doing, and know that you're communicating - You know, performance is communicating. You've got to communicate. You've got a song you're singing from your gut, you want that audience to feel it in their gut."
-Johnny Cash
"We're in such an analytical, media aware, emotionally aware society. It's getting more complex so ultimately the thing to do is to make something simple. When nothing makes sense you just want music for one moment to hold everything together."
-Simon Ratcliffe [Basement Jaxx]
"If there were no God, there would be no Atheists."
-G. K. Chesterton
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