Shake The Sheets !

i like to write music and i have a lot of guitars. one of my guitars just had babies, so now i have even more. i'm a pack rat and i don't throw anything away. that being said, if i borrowed something from you, no i don't have it, and your not getting it back. one time someone borrowed my spaceballs dvd, and since i'm a total "head" i forgot who it was. i never saw it again. very sad. but Dexy sent me a 2-disc special edition replacement! i think all women except my mother and my grandmother are evil. i hate cats. kittens are cute, but then they grow up and become evil like women. i want superpowers, and like to pretend that one day i might get some. i think george bush jr should be sent to jail and sodomized by a large black man, and i also think george bush sr should of pulled out. i am not a vegan, and there is nothing i love more then eating red meat. i ate a really good cheese steak today. i am definitely far from straight edge, and yes i smoke. i speak softly, but carry a big stick. i am still in school. montclair state is like a video game, and i continually dodge the zombies trying to eat my flesh. i own a lot of dvds. did i tell you about the time someone stole my spaceballs dvd? or i did ok then! instead i will share my disgust with oprah. i hate her. i want to kick her in the teeth. bad enough she's on TV more than once a day, but now i go to the supermarket and i have to see oprah magazine staring me in the face. when i go to Barnes and noble i have to put up with her telling me what books she thinks i should read and which books aren't good enough for her book club? pffftttt i hate oprah. i like music though, and that's why i teach guitar,bass and sax lessons. a lot of people tell me i look like Dave Ghrol. it makes sense since i am constantly fighting the foo. i worry about people way too much, even fictitious characters and i'm over protective. i am addicted to "second life" and sometimes wish it was my first. if i meet you i usually decide if i like you or not in 10 mins. if i don't, your fucked. i am afraid of clowns, and want to fight every clown i see. i also like to chase mimes through the park. ever beat up a mime? its not that fun cause they don't scream or yell or anything. they just "mime" for help. i don't like thugs, but i like to laugh at them sometimes. once in school i once bit a tree who did nothing to me. guess i don't qualify for the tree huggers anymore. pencil shavings are not a good food substitute. i have big lips. they are luscious, and i know you want to make out with me. if i learned one thing from dating crazy women, it is that if she makes you choose between her or your iguana, choose the lizard man, choose the lizard! i have been to Amsterdam and i want to move there. i am slowly becoming a hermit and that's fine by me. i love the morning when i stay up through the night, but if you wake me up when i am sleeping i will DESTROY you. i think religion is bullshit, but i don't know exactly what i think about GOD. I believe that the government is supposed to fear its people, but instead they have somehow made us fear and fight eachother rahter than them, WE are not supposed to fear OUR government, or the decisions they might make. but we do. it sucks. i also think col. mustard did it in the lobby with the candlestick.
AIM
"MJPSKA69" and/or "Speak In Tune"
Oh yeah, and I Love New Jersey!
on that note: I scored a 75% on the "how fucking JERSEY are you?" Quizie!
What about you?
AND I LOVE RUINING PPL'S PHOTOS!!!!!!
WHO I WOULD LIKE TO MEET:
Demetri Martin - Cause hes one Funny MoFo!
Jack Johnson and Ted Leo - because they have too much talent
Janine Lindemulder, Riley Mason, LEXI BARDOT, Rachel Rotten, Dani Woodward, Audrey Hollander, Nikki Hunter - Few of many hott pornstars
311 - To smoke a bowl
The Adult Swim Guys - to smoke a bowl
Kevin Smith because hes the man
Morgan Webb - G4 Nerd Hott !!!!! Fiona Apple and Michelle Branch - because they both belong with me. and Oprah (but only so I can kick her in the teeth!)
ATTETION BANDS !!! IF YOU WANT ME TO CHECK OUT YOUR BAND CONTACT YELLOWCAB RECORDS ON MYSPACE, DON"T SEND ANYTHING TO ME I WILL DELETE IT !
..WHAT I WANT FROM LIFE:
How I Feel About Mr. Bush !
..Bleeding Democracy Dry !