I'm Joel. I'm short, sardonic, sarcastic and I spend the majority of my life behind a piano. I'm a professional musician - which means I actually earn a living by composing and playing music - I do not live in my mother's basement and I do not work in a pub. Though I do primarily consider myself a songwriter, I'll be honest and say that I make the majority of my income through composition and arranging. I'm currently scoring a British film called "A Dying Breed", which you'll all be able to see next year. I hate people who can't spell, punctuate, or who restrict their vocabulary to pre-teen levels. I value intelligence and honesty above most anything else, and despise the witless anachronisms of the puerile mind. I really don't need lots of friends, if you want to add me for no particular reason, go add my band!