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HEY LOOK ANOTHER "MUSIC VIDEO".
Spoiler: It didn't work out right! Oh well!
EAT BABIES? [eet bā'bēs]
EAT BABIES? is the electronic spaz-pop [1] arrangement of a single reclusive transsexual [2] NEET [3] . Primary member Devi M.cCa||ion [4] is a twitchy weirdo with ruined vocal chords and a lung capacity unwillingly restricted by uncomfortable brassieres. The primary goal of EAT BABIES? is to eventually gather funds of a sum similar to $23,500. This amount is essential to the bearing of the weighty fiscal burden associated with affording knives and needles and the proper wielders to insert such into one’s body and draw about once within it [5] . Whether or not this goal is achieved, music will continue to vomit forth from this source until death [6] is achieved.
1: Spastic as Slang (Spaz)
2: Accurate Depiction of Transsexuals
3: On NEETs
4: About Devi Apri| McCa||ion
5: On Eunuchs
6: Vacation Help
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Member Since: 6/9/2006
Band Website: youtube.com/THEEATBABIES
Band Members:
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the.other.violent.femme @hotmail.com
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Influences: That 1 Guy, Uncle Outrage, Reaching Quiet, Rabbit Junk, Radiohead, Smashing Pumpkins, Rasputina, Ratatat, Regina Spektor, Zibra Zibra, John Bevier, Why?, Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, Daiquiri, Dresden Dolls, Electric Dragon, Kate Bush, 8 Bit Suicide, Vyncent Flaw, just kidding, Best Fwends, MINDLESS SELF INDULGENCE, just kidding.
Sounds Like: Uncle Outrage, That 1 Guy, Reaching Quiet, Retard-O-Bot 2000, RHODES!!, The Various Endeavors?, Atom & His Package, Adam & The Ants, KMFDM, Mike Patton, Doseone, Mindless Self Indulgence, Button*Masher, The Dresden Dolls, The Grates, Architecture from Helsinki, WHY?, Zibra Zibra
A couple of weeks later, I had dinner with Bobbi at her place and I couldn't help myself as I sighed happily as I watched her across the table. I swore she was still getting prettier every day, and she swore up and down that she wasn't taking anything, either. Hormones at eighteen maybe, but she was just, or so she said, naturally beautiful now. Not possible, I thought, considering the rather goofy looking boy she had been a month before. Then again, she may have been goofy trying to pass as a boy, I wasn't sure.
Bobbi left the table, walked over to the TV in the living room and turned on the news. I didn't pay attention-after all, what was another war or two when we'd had so many lately. I helped Mrs. Richards take the dishes out to the sink, but stopped as I heard the announcer.
"Coming up, we have the story of two local boys that solved a twenty-five year old murder mystery. We will be right back."
"Did you hear that?" I asked Bobbi.
"What?" she asked back. "I wasn't listening."
"They're talking about us," I said. "I think Tim spilled his guts to the press."

Type of Label: Unsigned

My Blog

MP3 DOWNLOADS

Hey look, download some new tracks, please! Check back for updates whenever new songs go up!REAL GIRLThe Tender Surrender - May 21Kung Fu Action Gripe - May 22SELF HARM KARAOKEIf I Were A Boy (Beyoncé...
Posted by on Fri, 22 May 2009 13:51:00 GMT

T SHIRT PREORDER

Dear Diary,   (In retrospect, this entire section makes almost no sense so hop past it unless not understanding anything is your fetish. Ill recap it later.)   Thats all Im going to ...
Posted by on Tue, 12 May 2009 10:50:00 GMT

Free CDs and Incurable VDs.

Pre-NoteIn case you're blind, download the 8 track CD from December here if you want.Download the Dr Massive cd "BEDSIDE MANNER II" here!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~I'm just going to drop by quickly today. Pr...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Apr 2009 12:35:00 GMT

Notes on Progress, and Piss Pills

Pre-Script: If this entry is tl;dr. Then kindly follow through with the dr part.....Dear ________,Im a bit of an unreliable jerk. Im not even able to stay mad at myself. Bouncing in and out of my ol...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Apr 2009 09:06:00 GMT

No Promises.

I'm hoping to finish a CD by my birthday.Myspace won't be too exciting until then.May fucking 16th brosephs.I'm turning eighteen... which means I'm an adult I think? Either way, I still can't buy porn...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Apr 2009 19:56:00 GMT

A Clear and Obvious Plot to Drive Me to Suicide

I dont think youre reading this, but in the event you are: Stop stealing my quasi-essential personal effects.In the last week, I have noted the disappearance of two highly important possessions.2-Pr...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Mar 2009 10:27:00 GMT

five hundred or so hellos.

From one source alone, there have been 500 downloads of the album I put out in December, Bedside Manner II.That doesn't include the downloads from three other websites it's been featured on or the sol...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Mar 2009 22:58:00 GMT

Kung Fu Gripe MP3 Download and Lyrics

Kung Fu Action Gripe (Download Here)Just try to discern what all the Christmasthemed cupsBy your bedside could possibly mean about your process of thought.They hold fewer ice cubes than the mugsGather...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Feb 2009 13:07:00 GMT

four out of five dentists agree

I have gold teefI wear an ocean reeflike a scarf.I puked shit less than 12 hours ago.neckbeard animal
Posted by on Sat, 21 Feb 2009 07:36:00 GMT

desktop

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