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RETARD-X

I am here for Friends

About Me

I'm a Bitch I'm a lover I'm a sinner I'm a saint I DO NOT FEEL Shamed!..................................................... .............................................. NoNoNO not realy thats a song but i agree! I am 5 foot 1 killin machine from the misty depths of the south east londilion, who enjoys frolikin in the ye old lock of candem and ruslting up a feast for me fellow family who i love indeedy. I am must happy dancing like an embrassing drunken uncle at ur best mates wedding to classic rock music. ALICE COPPER ALICE COPPER ALICE COPPER!!!! I have a fear of birds that flap exept robin cuz their cuz cute.

My Interests

Froliking,ROCK N ROLL, DOODERLING,PARTYING,gardening, tenis, babition, Pollo, golf, crosswords, jigsaws,pottery, crazy golf, snooker, poetry, long deep and meanigful conversations, bird watching,taking to animals, having erotic in counters with fellow pottery people in an adampt to recreate the scene from nakard gun, philsophy and fishing- some of these interests be an elbrate adapmt to make me sound more intersting

I'd like to meet:

phill jupitar and give me a big hug, jimmi hendrix, jim morrision, Ren and Stinpey

Music:

the doors-jimmy hendrix-everysong in velvet goldmine-david bowie-velvet underground (and lou reed solo)-beatles-incubus-system of a down-james brown-ray charles-nina simone-BB king -BOb marley -frank zappa-the specials-the clash-the sex pistols-the cockey rejects-Buzzcocks -the streets -DOGz-BUddy Holly-Blondie -nirvana -pork dukes-uk subs-999-DICKies-angelic upstairs-F-Led Zapplin-ozzy -Iron mainden -thin lizzy-miles davis -progidy -JENIS JOPLIN- jerson airaplanestevie wonder-ACDC-motor Head-Alice cOpper-

Movies:

Velvet Goldmine is one my favourites (I mostly like quite quarkey films usally involving drugs sex an rock an roll like Transpottin to, J and Silent bob films its gotta be Clarkes, Mallrats and Dogma smack it for me, but my all time favourite film is Some Like It Hot u can neva beat the classics and marylin monroe is a legand

Television:

a Pint of larger and a packet of crisps, Ren and stinpey, Aurthor, and cant cook wont cook, and neighbours and family guy, american dad, IT Crowd, MY NAME IS EARL

Books:

elmo the patch work elephant and 5 minuites peace

Heroes:

Marylin Monroe

My Blog

COCK UP!

todays interview at camberwell art collage towords- COCK UP- three words UTTER COCK UP- no sleep nervs an a black coffee with my hyperactivity it was like dat interview in Trainspottin with out the Es...
Posted by RETARD-X on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 09:00:00 PST

OUCHIE

  Wot a fab evening last nite was!! bethan had a hall party for her 18th, four super doper bands played well if any old retard got on stage id proper enjoy it after all the achol consumage B...
Posted by RETARD-X on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 04:19:00 PST

i Wanna

I wanna be able to sing like JaNIS JOPLIN the girl got soul she got terribles, she got love in her heart, she had mad hair and glasses we could have been freinds but NO she had to die of acohol. apa...
Posted by RETARD-X on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 01:31:00 PST

urmm

I av got a massive easy to complete and mermorise by tues, but keep goin on myspace and eating egg custard traart, i am failure and gonna die in the gutter of buttomless hell cuz i am lazy! i wanna be...
Posted by RETARD-X on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 01:33:00 PST

A year

Saturday 31st January 2005   A year the 31st now the thought SHIT comes to mind, wot happened, was i asleep and awoken to find a year has gone and i cant record living! maybe i cant rember ...
Posted by RETARD-X on Sat, 31 Dec 2005 05:34:00 PST

JONATHAN RHYS MEYERS RODGER ME NOW

<P>jus watchin bend it like beckham i am dribberling all over Johnathan rhys meyers is such a sexy beast, the high cheek bones pouting lips i dnt care if he cant dance and claps like a spaz...
Posted by RETARD-X on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 03:13:00 PST

LIFE IS SHIT I WANNA DIE

currentally i am feelin further distrought! This evening i attened a "butterfly stitch" formingly known Baculium gig. This was further active and energy consuming due to sum nutz, bucke...
Posted by RETARD-X on Sat, 17 Dec 2005 05:41:00 PST

I AM a DIRTY PUNK GURL AND I FECKIN SMELL

FECKIN YESS Today unbelievable, the time of my life,in  the feckin cloud of beer flavoured heaven. my dad played austoria, went on at 2.30 arrived at bout 12.00 between arrving and the pork duke...
Posted by RETARD-X on Sun, 11 Dec 2005 03:53:00 PST

all about the jam

MUSIC i jus cant get enough i breath it, dance it, hear it, cry it, shout it, sing it,feel it, jam it everything it make me cry, it fills me wid joy,it makes me ankz, it touches me no man eva cud, it ...
Posted by RETARD-X on Fri, 18 Nov 2005 04:09:00 PST

mind boogled

    i ve been constrating so hard tryinbg to make something look pefact it ends up lookin like a 8years old piece on the fridge no i am mind boogled and canny be bothered to focus ever agai...
Posted by RETARD-X on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 03:45:00 PST