Boy catches mom riding dad.... |
Boy catches mom riding dad. Mom says i'm just trying to flatten daddy's belly. Boy says its no use, the babysitter gets on her knees and blows it back. Posted by =^..^=T♥ni on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 08:29:00 PST |
What’s the difference between love, true love & showing off? |
What's the difference between love, true love & showing off? Spitting, swallowing & gargling!!! Posted by =^..^=T♥ni on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 08:26:00 PST |
What part of a man’s body has the most manners? |
What part of a man's body has the most manners? His dick because it stands up so a lady can sit down!!. Posted by =^..^=T♥ni on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 08:24:00 PST |
Recipe for a man..... |
1 cup of lies, 2 cups of bullshit, 1 stick of good dick, 1 teaspoon of act right and a lifetime of t'm sorry baby!!! Posted by =^..^=T♥ni on Mon, 26 May 2008 12:19:00 PST |
Black word of the day: Hotel |
I aint telling that Keisha nuthing else cuz dat hotel everybody!!! Posted by =^..^=T♥ni on Mon, 26 May 2008 12:16:00 PST |
Mexican Word of the day: European |
Everytime you get drunk you come to my house and european everywhere! Posted by =^..^=T♥ni on Mon, 26 May 2008 12:13:00 PST |
Wife with crotchless panties in bed.... |
Wife with crotchless panties in bed tells her husband "want some of this," her husband replies "hell no look what it did to your underwear!"... Posted by =^..^=T♥ni on Wed, 14 May 2008 12:42:00 PST |
Dildo!!! |
Do you think the person who invented the dildo heard a voice saying " if you build it they will cum!" Posted by =^..^=T♥ni on Wed, 14 May 2008 12:34:00 PST |
Our Lady of the Lake University |
Thank God no one was injured or killed in the fire. My prayers to my friends and colleagues that attend or attended the university. It was sad to see how bad the main building was destroye... Posted by =^..^=T♥ni on Wed, 07 May 2008 08:26:00 PST |
The irony of a blowjob.... |
The irony of a blowjob is that even though you've got the girl kneeling at your feet, she still has you by the balls!!! Posted by =^..^=T♥ni on Tue, 06 May 2008 08:32:00 PST |