1.trying to fuck the girl from letters to cleo..and the girl from Hanson...
2.fucking your mother in the middle of a drive by in a buick with a monkey..
fucking cows in retrospect.
3.watching willy wanka and the chocolate factory.!?
4.doing kama-sutra on a public beach.
I'd like to meet:
CC NIGHTHAVOC
THE Fonze
the guy that created "the pet rock"
DeL tHe FuNkY hOmOsApIeN
mike E clark and the gangsta fun band
people that twist nipples and run,people that slap gorillas at the zoo and then wrestle them, people who feel that hulk hogan is just now at the prime of his wrestling skills,who have seen bigfoot more then once,that wear wrestling mask in their drivers license,that sleep naked with a fruit-roll up wraped around their wang,that drive ice cream trucks and look like hulk hogan, that have claimed to have fucked a mermaid,that watch three's company, that slap their girlfriends tities together then rap to the beat it makes,that are 30 and still dont know how to swim,that kill themselves when a giant comet flys past the earth.
Music:
i dont like music because it show a sign of danger like that damn kung fu music the jackie chan listens to while doing all those crazy kung fu things. BUT Bloodhoung gang takes the cake.I mean when some one sings a song called "lift your head up high (and blow your brains out) then you win.Murphy's Laws Nothing is as easy as it looks.
To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
Two wrongs are only the beginning.
If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.
Nothing is as easy as it looks.
Every solution breeds new problems..
If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then..
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.Exceptions prove the rule ... and wreck the budget.
Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.
It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
Trust everybody ... then cut the cards.
Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.
Everything takes longer than you think..
Two wrongs are only the beginning.
Movies:
Movies EHH.1-Breakfast club
2-willy wanka and the chocolate factory
3-silance of the lambs
4-hannibal
5-red dragon
6-afro whores
7-saw
8-scary movie 2
9-the jerky boys
10-back door blood sluts 9--ya thats the one with 9 guys a girl a bag of potato chip a cucumber and a paper weight.
Books:
windows 95 for dummies...----could not put it down
the art of war
war and peace
to kill a mocking bird
martha stewart"cook book weekly"
Heroes:
-Pat Sajack
-Bob Gundunsun
-The guy that made goober..you know, the guy that made peanut butter and jelly in one jar.
-The person the thought of the name C (A) N (A) D (A).......eh
-Alex Trebek
-Regis philbin
-Bill Cosby{what if Bill Cosby never got his jello commercial...what if he was really a PIMP ...Now see bitch if you dont make my monnneyyy,.Im going to pull out my Pudding POP and make you suck it NAAAAAAHH~~~~~you know that crazy Bill Cosby laugh.
-Bryan Boitano
-The creator of dungeon and dragons. ~~~~~~the song
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