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TruckJumper

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About Me


"Are you ready to cut off your head and place your foot on it? If so, come; Love awaits you! Love is not grown in a garden, nor sold in the marketplace; whether you are a king or a servant, the price is your head, and nothing less. Yes, the cost of the elixir of love is your head! Do you hesitate? 0 miser, It is cheap at that price!"
~Abu Hamid Al-Ghazzali
My man makes 007 look like Urkel.
"Life is a comedy for those who think... and a tragedy for those who feel."
So tired of explaining my political issues so that people can just twist it around. Short of it is that I'm a South Park Conservative . Deal with it.
Went to school for massage therapy but was in a car accident that stops me from doing it any more. I'm now going to school for web development and programing.
Your Political Profile:
Overall: 80% Conservative, 20% Liberal
Social Issues: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal
Ethics: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?
Elektra
There's really no superhero with more style than you.
Because who could beat being sexy assasin ninja? What Superhero Are You?


Get Your Sexy Name

My Interests

politics, movies, music, martial arts, drinking,...

I'd like to meet:


rob zombie (wouldn't mind meeting Sheri two)

jessica alba ~yummy~

bolo yeung(the one kicking the shit out of ballerina boy)

chuck norris. tech i already met him, but i was like 5yrs old.

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Music:


Everything. Best things to see in concert is Travis Tritt and the Red Elvises. And then there's the ever cool Rob Zombie.

These are some of my great new discoveries from being on myspace...

Nightwish - Amaranth

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Fiddler's Green - Tarry Trousers

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Enter The Haggis - Gasoline

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Siddharta Insane

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Nightwish - Over the Hills and Far Away (think TSO)

Mad Manoush - Django

Charon - Colder

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Movies:

300, V for Vendetta, Batman Begins, Transformers, Hamlet(K.B. version), Best of the Best, Grosse Pointe Blank, Dreamcatcher, It,... Riddick, Harry Potter, Kevin Smith, Monty Python, Broken Lizard(especially Beerfest), and most comic book(excluding Cat Woman) movies.

Television:

lost, supernatural, mythbusters, good eats, no reservations, south park and everything else on comedy central.

Books:

i am legand, political zoo, dutchified english, the historian,...

Heroes:

112103

My Blog

Politics for Dummies

Politics for DummiesDEMOCRATYou have two cows.Your neighbor has none.You feel guilty for being successfulREPUBLICANYou have two cows.Your neighbor has none.So?SOCIALISTYou have two cows.The government...
Posted by TruckJumper on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 09:29:00 PST

Conversation and Revolation of the Year!!!

Ok, this started out bc C-luv put a new pic up of his new hair cut, and my comment to it...... My comment was:"Are the damn neo-nazis back? :) It actually looks pretty good, i was surprised!!" --...
Posted by TruckJumper on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 09:16:00 PST

Good Advice for Men

I actually got this in a chain letter but since those are just annoying i extracted just the good advice part. MEN!!! Pay Attention. These are all true.advice....WHEN SHE ACTS SHY-SAY I LOVE YOUWHEN S...
Posted by TruckJumper on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 05:59:00 PST

Ambushed by the Easter Bunny!!!

I went to the Walmart in Lehighton and while on the way to get jello shot cups was ambushed by the Easter Bunny!!! It forced me to sit on its lap and take obscene photographs. Later i found out it was...
Posted by TruckJumper on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 03:46:00 PST

The Top 99 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord

The Top 99 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord 1. My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones. 2. My ventilation ducts will be too smal...
Posted by TruckJumper on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 08:59:00 PST