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Luigi

I am here for Friends

About Me

In my free time i like sit around and watch mario do stuff, i mean i never really get to do much unless mario needs help. Im fucking tired of being in his shadow, hes fat and bald and still gets to do more than me...he gets to fuck the princess, and shit like that...and the sad excuse for a ball makes me watch. AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH, JUST BECOUSE HES OLDER THAN ME!!! SOMETIMES I JUST WANT TO HIT HIM OVER THE HEAD WITH ONE OF MY PLUMING PIPES!!!!! I also enjoy sliding down pipes, and taking care of pesky turtles and boogers.

My Interests

In my free time i enjoy smashing my head into metal boxes with question marks imprinted on the side. I am also proud to announce that i have graduated rehab due to my shroom problem....only to start up again...Man shit happens when you party naked thats all i gotta say

I'd like to meet:

anyone other than those part of the koopa family, ive had enough of you bastards and your sick little games.

Music:

I dont listen to much, except for the ocassional "boop" when i squash a goomba.

Movies:

Man, fucking John Leguizamo played me in my movie...like what the fuck man, were italian not mexican.

Television:

I watch Mario play allot...fucker

Books:

Self help books mostly

Heroes:

Bowser... man everytime he kicked mario's ass, i was having a ball. Bowser give me a ring dude we need to go partying, good times....still trying to take the smell outa my mustach.