Blue Chapman

Hello my name is Blue Chapman and I'm a black labrador retriever.
I'm not even a year old yet but you'd never be able to tell - I'm massive you see, and I have a bit of an attitude problem.
I can honestly say that I love food. I absolutely love it. I'll eat literally anything. I tried to eat a firework the other week but my human daddy took it off me. Bet it would have tasted nice.
I especially like going for walks near supermarkets or colleges - anywhere where people drop bits of pastie or pie to be honest. My favourite time to go out walking is on friday and saturday nights just after midnight - the humans leave loads of pizza and parmo on the floor it's like Christmas all over again!
I love splashing about in mucky water then getting into my daddy's car, that's a right ol' laugh, I think my daddy thinks it's funny too as he starts barking loudly.
My human mummy gives me lots of treats all the time, I especially like any sort of chewy stick or meat based treat. Saying that, I'm not fussy, any old treat will do for me.
The last thing I'll say is that big dogs scare me so please don't try to add me if you're an German or Belgian Shepherd. Especially if you're one of those two that live down the road - you scared the life out of me the other night you big bullies.