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Aquila

Haa haa [evil laughter]. All the little boys will become little men with bigger pricks

About Me

I could tell you that I am purpose-drive individual with blah blah but somehow I don't think you would believe me. Besides, I'm not. Unless the purpose is to get drunk and there are a lot of free beers around. Then I would be full of purpose.


I'm OK most of the time. I don't really like to get pissed at someone so I let everything slide. But that doesn't mean I'm a push over. It just means I pick my fights with great care. When I'm tired I sleep..... I don't try and cheer my self out of my tiredness.
I like drinking.... alcohol, water, juice. Wherever I am I have a glass of something in my hand. I bore easily. So life stories should be reserved for after my third beer while watching a nature show. You'll be guaranteed my attention then.
I have no money managerial skills but somehow I never run short!!! This makes me a plus when you want to meet someone who'll never bum off a drink. I want to retire to some fabulous mountain where I will finally edit a novel I have been working on for seven years.
I plan to retire the minute I get married... hopefully soon. One of my wildest fantasies is to have my own television show. However, it strictly falls under the fantasy banner because, one I don't want to spontaneously gain 10 kgs every time I stand in front of a camera and two fantasies are never supposed to turn into a reality. Imagine how many people would have weird sex lives if they did. Talk about mass rape!!!
So that is me in this nutshell, Austin Powers' style. Teee heeeCheck out my blogs on JournAIDS.ORG
Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Playboy Bunny

My Interests

Reading, writing, rugby and wines. Sometimes I do a bit of talking. I'm also interested in history, Hitler, Stalin and Idi Amin. Great Men these three. One day I'll definitely find out how a car runs, how to change and tire and where there hell the idea of studying the stars came from. Stupid person who came up with that!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Akhona
Birthday: October
Birthplace: Mbuzweni
Current Location: Jozi
Eye Color: Dark brown
Hair Color: Sighlty black
Height: very short
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Xhosa
The Shoes You Wore Today: Slops
Your Weakness: Books
Your Fears: Singlehood
Your Perfect Pizza: Mexicana with cajun chicken
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: None
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: nice
Thoughts First Waking Up: Shit I'm not dead
Your Best Physical Feature: My nose
Your Bedtime: 7:30 pm
Your Most Missed Memory: Playing house
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: None
Single or Group Dates: None
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: None
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Capp
Do you Smoke: Not anymore
Do you Swear: Sometimes
Do you Sing: Yep, thought I'm no good
Do you Shower Daily: YES!!
Have you Been in Love: Lotsa times
Do you want to go to College: Huh... benn there done that!
Do you want to get Married: yes, until I got dumped, now I'm too old
&..39;Do you belive in yourself:' Well I know I'm here so it's pretty hard to ignore myself
Do you get Motion Sickness: have I ever eve salied? And not is cars
Do you think you are Attractive:
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: So so
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love 'em
Do you play an Instrument: Nah
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: YES!!!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Yeah
Ever been called a Tease: No
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: By a gun to the head
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I'm it already but when I grow up I wanna be a granny
What country would you most like to Visit: Peru
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Black
Short or Long Hair: Short
Height: Medium
Weight: Thin
Best Clothing Style: I don't give a stuff
Number of Drugs I have taken: NEVER! cept alcohol
Number of CDs I own: Couldn't count
Number of Piercings: Five
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: A million

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
You're a Free Love Kisser
Of all the kissing types, you've racked up the most experience
Kissing is no big deal to you - you'll kiss anyone you find hot!
It's easy for you to take the plunge and make the first move.
And you don't really consider kissing to be cheating! What Kind of Kisser Are You?

I'd like to meet:

OK I'm getting off my high horse. Looks like nobody actually reads these profiles before bombing you with requests!!!I'll MEET EVERYONE!!! msprm name="movie" value="http://lads.myspace.com/slides/photoslid

Music:

Varied taste. Serious, I'll listen to anything as long as it's good.

Movies:

Pirates of the Carribean. Not too taxing on the brain and guaranteed to lose me at least a kg from laughter. Kill Bill, Vol 1 & 2. I'm going to kill Bill... LOL

Television:

Two and a Half Men My Family

Books:

The World According to Garp by John Irving Twenty Something the Quarter-life Crisis of Jack Lancaster by Iain Hollingshead Bridget Jone Diaries by Helen Fielding

Heroes:

I'm still working on myself... Getting there though. Recently, I managed to swerve just in time to not hit a pigeon on the road. The life of a hero! I could have died you know! But I feel good knowing I didn't kill that bird.

My Blog

Virginia Tech Massacre

Being from South Africa, I live with the reality of crime and though I'm originally a rural girl, I now know the value of locking my doors, even during the day. Crime is a reality that rarely ever sho...
Posted by Aquila on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 05:43:00 PST

The Glory of Darkness

It was the news of his eminent arrival that sent her scurrying to hide singing softly to herself;Yes he hasHe has already taken the child from my madonnaYes he willHe will rip, tear and slashAt my inn...
Posted by Aquila on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 05:55:00 PST

Email Monster

Who else suffers from this disease?Until I didn't receive emails because there was something faulty with my account I didn't realize I was so dependent on that lovely INBOX. I love seeing it flash the...
Posted by Aquila on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 05:36:00 PST

Inlove with

Better the Rod than the Rotten Mind.Being in love with an emotional fuckwit has rendered me to be nothing but sniveling mass under my blankets, periodically indulging in a bout of self reinvention (cu...
Posted by Aquila on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 05:44:00 PST

Death

My DeathWatching, waiting, a little breathlessShe had been smokingChoking me with toxinsDrinking, I haven't be clear on her thoughtsBut suddenly,She knows I'm therePatiently waiting, my nine months e...
Posted by Aquila on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 05:58:00 PST

REVENGE on Valentine's Day

Since I was sixteen I have never been without a boyfriend for a stretch longer than a month. I would discard or be discarded and promptly find myself a replacement. This had nothing to do with being s...
Posted by Aquila on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 01:16:00 PST

MySpace Creep

I recently met a psycho on myspace. This guy was just plain creepy and the way I met him was that he sent me message. Of course, curious creature that I am I couldn't resist chatting with him a bit. H...
Posted by Aquila on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 07:21:00 PST