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Robby

She speaks French, Roy, she doesn't speak imbecile...

About Me

If you watch this 100 times you will still laugh

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My Interests

Creating the perfect Manhattan. Mind Control. Baseball. Monkeys and Gorillas (NOT chimps. I don't like Chimps.) Absurdist Theatre. Theology. Women. Independent Films (Making and Viewing.) BBQ's. Fishing. Motorcycles. Guns. Drinking.

I'd like to meet:

Someone who looks crazier than this...

Music:

Underworld, Pink Floyd, The Who, The Misfits, Danzig, Judas Priest, Rammstein, Dropkick Murphys, Powerman 5000, Rob Zombie / White Zombie, Godsmack, KMFDM, NIN, The Ramones, The Rosedales, The Cure, Journey, David Allen Coe, Van Halen (David Lee Roth Era), Sublime, The Pixies, Toby Keith, Big and Rich, Talking Heads, Beck, Dead Kennedys, Echo and the Bunnymen, Nick Cave, Public Enemy, The Doors and They Might Be Giants & EXPLODEFREUDE!!!Brown Line Girl - Live

Movies:

Man bites Dog, Waiting for Guffman, The Godfather I & II, Star Wars (The whole fuckin thing...), The Royal Tennenbaums, Airplane, Evil Dead, Amadeus, Punch Drunk Love, Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle, Patton, The Blues Brothers.

Television:

TV... Yes, I like TV...

Books:

Neil Stephenson, Ian Banks, lots of non-fiction, Currently reading 'Roasting in Hell's Kitchen' by Gordon Ramsay

Heroes:

Anyone who ever made a movie without selling out their creative souls to coporate Hollywood. And my Dad.....

My Blog

Non-Survey

Are you in there? Are you Online? Are you on the grid? Are you jacked in? Juiced up? Turned on? Ticked Off? Are you user friendly? Are you fully Configurable? Segmentaly detachable? Freely downloadabl...
Posted by Robby on Fri, 09 May 2008 12:38:00 PST

Suburbs, Bloody Suburbs! May you Rest in Peace...

So I was hanging out with my friends Nick and Stewie last night and we were reminiscing about old times. Invariably, since that's how we met, the show Suburbs, Bloody Suburbs came up. My friend Brian ...
Posted by Robby on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 01:08:00 PST

Should I start going to Science Fiction Conventions?

I started writing this blog with the intentions of airing my opinions on why I should or shouldn't start going to Science Fiction conventions. To my dismay, I found that it's much funnier as the title...
Posted by Robby on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 01:00:00 PST

The Bad-Ass-Est Founding Father! George Washington!

If this doesn't make you laugh, you are dead to me...Get this video and more at MySpace.com...
Posted by Robby on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 10:50:00 PST

there is no tommorow if you never sleep

Six hours and Vicatin   Shaking a head filled with cream cheese wondering if things should make sense filling my eye sockets with my thumbs trying to force clarity into focus sifting mad though...
Posted by Robby on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 01:17:00 PST

To Blog or not to Blog...

NOTE - Before any wise-asses send me grammar memos, I am using the word blog as a verb with creative license, for dramatic (or comedic, if you will) effect. So cram it, word-Nazis.   So, Blogging...
Posted by Robby on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 03:07:00 PST

Just another night at Frank's...

12:40am - Finally arrived at the bar after what seemed like a 9 hour dinner. How long can it possibly take to grill a couple pork chops? 9 hours, that's how long.   12:42am - Ordered the first in...
Posted by Robby on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 11:32:00 PST

Satanist - I don't think so....

I took the "what religion should you be" test from Simin's bulletin and it gave me "Satanism" Now, I'm not the most religious guy, but religion on the whole interests me. I've studied just about all t...
Posted by Robby on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 08:25:00 PST

Holy Fucking Shit!!

As a board (bored? No more..) member of Route 151 Films, I can't go into too much detail. However I have just had a huge infusion of hope and glee into the project that IS Meep Squared (A Nick & Robby...
Posted by Robby on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I miss the Cubs

I love the Cubs because Ive always loved the Cubs. Ive watched them since I was a kid and I grew up on (near) Addison St. so they were always just a bus ride away. Ive always been genuinely upset w...
Posted by Robby on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST