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I'm bringin' pastry back!

About Me

I look suspiciously like mike mills, and i even play bass in a band (at church :D). Occasionally do a spot in the Foxymorons but generally leave that up to Emmit.
I also hiccup a lot, I think it's instead of a burp cause I don't seem to do that much anymore which is sad because I love burps.
I never grew out of the bouncy balls and shiny things phase. Used to have some shiny pogs when I was younger. Awesome!
I find unconventionally attractive people (some may even say ugly) attractive. Even Billy Corgan in that naked foetus picture- his voice does things to me.
I also love complaining about stuff cause I'm British and that's my bag-
People who ping my hair, ALL THE TIME
Flies that just will not go out of the room
People who say that The Smiths weren't good because Morrissey is an idiot
Pork. Really cannot stand the stuff.
People who constantly say 'at the end of the day...'
OR! when people write a big list of things that aren't related at all, and put etc on the end.
I'm usually found in the front room at home watching Alan Partridge with a bowl of ice cream, or in the winter, Lemsip. Bit nerdy there. Or on a walk at Claremont Farm! Love walks!
I quote, all the time. Isn't it amazing that I could recite an entire Partridge episode to you but still have difficulty remembering pretty much anything else. I'll also quote at you even if I know for a fact that you haven't seen the film/tv show it's from, and that consequently you won't get it- I just can't help myself.
According to the "Which Big Lebowski character are you?" quiz:
Why don't you check it out? Or we cut off your Johnson!

My Interests

face slapping, card games, gigs, Lipton Ice Tea, making compilation tapes, hugging emma, swingball tournaments, samba band, clouds, radio city-pete price baby, the Steig, yellow jam, lanyards

I'd like to meet:

Pete Price.
STEIG!
Mad Baron Frankenpartridge
Michael Wan(g)

these nerds

these again, obviously

Music:

MINCE, Evermore, Everclear, Weezer, The Smiths, The Smashing Pumpkins, Alanis Morissette, REM, Elastica, The Foo Fighters, The Feeling, YFriday, Reel Big Fish, Terrorvision, Sigur Ros, Idlewild, Queen, Dido, The Jam, The Beach Boys, Sixpence none the Richer, Pearl Jam, Imogene and the Acoustics, FatBoy Slim, Ben Lee, Wolfmother, The 27 Club, Beck, Aqualung

Movies:

The Big Lebowski, Wayne's World, Amelie, Fight Club, BASEketball, Billy Madison, The Labyrinth, Muriel's Wedding, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, California Man, Napoleon Dynamite, Lord of the Rings, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey, Eternal Sunshine

Television:

Due South, Neighbours, Mock the Week, Alan Partridge, Armando Ianucci, The Young Ones, Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, The Day Today, Family Guy, DIY SOS, Peep Show, The Office, Curb your Enthusiasm

Books:

Dave Gorman/Danny Wallace books
Winnie the Pooh, out loud.
V for Vendetta
The rest of the books on my bookshelf (mostly terrible)

Heroes:

Jesus
Armando Ianucci
Ross Noble
Richard Ayoade
Peopl who smile!

My Blog

mum, what's a transvestite?

Yo! Listen up guys. Sooo much to write about.This is the tale of the trip to Laarndarrn to see Evermore!The 5 hour coach journey was a long slog, but  mercifully there was air conditioning above ...
Posted by kiss my face on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 12:42:00 PST