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Pat

Its only a joke.

About Me

I used to fuck watermellonsI edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

Stand Up comedy and MMA

I'd like to meet:

Im looking for that one person that will help me clean up places I havent had a chance to wash off my body.

Music:

ambient, psychedelic, blues, whatever music that would distract me from the cries of women in my closet

Television:

Most of the shows I watch is on discovery channel, history channel, and msnbc dateline and then anime.

Books:

I do read im interested in psychology, philosophy on life, politics, how powerful our minds are.

Heroes:

Lil Jimmy Norton

Bill Hicks

Doug Stanhope

Fedor Emelianenko

Buakaw Por Pramuk

Marcelo Garcia

My Blog

waste of valuable early morning time

pleaseIneedto: hey!pleaseIneedto: how are you?pleaseIneedto: I like your profilepleaseIneedto: whats your name?Chaosminion14: huh?pleaseIneedto: didnt you hear me?Chaosminion14: yeah but who is this?p...
Posted by Pat on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 02:46:00 PST

I actually had fun from this

again im pleaseineedto but for this one im a 16 year old mother of 4, 2 boys and 2 girls then later revealing a sad surprise. Killer Ambulance is really an intruiging man. killer ambulance: hellopleas...
Posted by Pat on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 06:26:00 PST

just realize how crappy the conversation is going I will still post it

Just found the guy who lied about not having a myspace which is a tool for pedophiles like this prick wipassionlover: good early morning to you...my name is Jeff...47 yr old from Wisconsin...how are y...
Posted by Pat on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 01:56:00 PST

yea im a girl who's half white half native american

my life story is here and he's not gonna help me one bit nguy170: hi whats upnguy170: how r u pleaseIneedto: better than the children in africanguy170: oh o.knguy170: i hear u nguy170: hows your day g...
Posted by Pat on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 11:53:00 PST

almost had one

its 11:30 in the morning and obviously pedophiles are horny for some 1 year older adolescent pussy.   Urine Father: hi.Urine Father: what does that mean?pleaseIneedto: i would say more civil...
Posted by Pat on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 11:32:00 PST

Reel

the names i put in there are names of people with parkinsons for idiots wandering who's larry powers? AimBigs26:  hi aslpleaseIneedto: stupid read my profile baby fingererAimBigs26:  okAimB...
Posted by Pat on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 12:56:00 PST

two in one, cause the first one is too short

Saul Lapidus: want to... you know... hook up?pleaseIneedto: how old are you Saul Lapidus: 36pleaseIneedto: man it would be funny to say "this is dateline nbc" right nowSaul Lapidus signed off at 12:03...
Posted by Pat on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 12:46:00 PST

it was a long night, pedophile baiting at 2 in the morning

Im pleaseIneedto in this conversation pretending to be a 13 year old girl from california. I giggled like a little girl doing this but at the end he knew he was fucked NeverFallSilent: heyNeverFallSil...
Posted by Pat on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 02:46:00 PST

Evan Almighty

Awful Movie, not like fucking 40 year old virgin which was good to me this movie sucked so much balls it makes george micheal look a little less gay. You basically know the story he doesnt believe in ...
Posted by Pat on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 01:19:00 PST

Found a new Tick in my head

I talk to myself now where ever I go out loud whether it be on the streets or at a seminar for mute people. I dont know when I started doing it but I feel great when I talk to myself. It helps to keep...
Posted by Pat on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 05:01:00 PST