joke about the news everyday: http://www.bejoking.com |
Take your life to the joking level http://www.bejoking.com
Posted by Rali on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 10:35:00 PST |
don't know your wife? |
a kid asks his dad: "dad, is it true that in some countries in Africa, a man does not know his wife until the date of the marriage?"
his dad answers: "it's also in America, son!"
Posted by Rali on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
only in America |
1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America......do drugs...
Posted by Rali on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
NEON vs Elevator Speech |
Instead of an elevator speech think of a movie preview. The main difference between an elevator speech and a preview is one (the elevator speech) talks about the past and the other (NEON) talks about ...
Posted by Rali on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
single |
Whoever opens this message needs to keep on reposting this and copying it to keep the flow going....just put your name and if you are single or in a relationship....
Do NOT reply. Just copy n repos...
Posted by Rali on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
longest relationship |
copy and repost!
1)Moogey-10 months
2)Christa-1year
3)Sara-1 year and 4 months
4)Nick-month
5)Katie- A year and 3 months
6)Holly - A year and 3 months
7) Wade: 4 months
8) JD - 2months
9)C...
Posted by Rali on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
stand up comedy.2 |
Sorry I was tired of writing,
So I try to hug him... he steps back, and says: " YOU COME BACK TO YOUR CAR... YOU CLOSE THE DOOR.... OPEN THE WINDOW... AND KEEP SILENT...)I said to myself ( wowww, i...
Posted by Rali on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
stand up comedy .1 |
Here are the first 40 seconds or my first stand up comedy ( I don't like to write, nor do you like to read, so I'll be brief)
The first time I drive a car in the US, I started driving at 56.00 Mph/...
Posted by Rali on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
My first blog ever |
This is the first blog I would ever post. Would you believe that? an IT guy who doesn't like blogs ?
well I'll try to be as funny as I can
Posted by Rali on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
