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Berto-man

http://www.phoenixrealm.ws

About Me


Your Daddy Is Patrick Stewart
What You Call Him: Pa
Why You Love Him: He gives good spankings Who's Your Daddy?
Your Fortune Is
Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time. The Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator
How to make a Albert
Ingredients:
3 parts anger
1 part crazyiness
3 parts beauty
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of fitness
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Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com
How to make a sex
Ingredients:
1 part jealousy
5 parts silliness
5 parts instinct
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of fitness
Username:

Call me Albert or Bert, it makes no difference to me. Im a fun guy to hang around and anyone who knows me is damn lucky to have met me because of how much fun I bring to the group. Just started college and I think im going to do ok. I stress out A LOT so don't bother talking to me if your going to give me bad news. Its ok if your a friend of mine but Ive decided im DONE helping people with their problems until I can learn not to let other peoples problems consume me.So anyways lets see.... My screen name for AIM is Nightwrath67 feel free to say hi to me or something. I use the term "lol" more than I need too and half the time I'm not really laughing. If you live close to me (within an hours drive) and you wanna hangout or something let me know and I might follow up on it.I dont know what else I can say but ill update this as often as possible
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: B E R T
Birthday: September 11, 1987
Birthplace: Bronx, NY
Current Location: Simsbury, CT
Eye Color: Brown (sometimes Hazel)
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Spanish, Italian, Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: just socks
Your Weakness: Girls smile
Your Fears: loosing a loved one
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni, bacon, ham
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Attend champlain college in VT. Carve new stories with new people
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: dont remember (AIM sn: Nightwrath67)
Thoughts First Waking Up: Crap, what time is it?!
Your Best Physical Feature: You can decide that for yourself.
Your Bedtime: Midnight
Your Most Missed Memory: my childhood
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mc d's
Single or Group Dates: Single is my fav cuz i like the "just us" time
Have any tatoos ? none yet
Cheat on a boyfriend/girlfriend nope
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: no but i thought about it
Gone skinny dipping ? was but never got to it
Been to Europe ? no
Been to an island ? yea Block Island
Had stitches ? yep
Broken any bones ? not broken but fractured
Been stabbed/shot ? nope
Slept until after 12:00 ? once in a while
Stayed up all night ? try to on weekends
Do you think you are Attractive: only through my humor and charm
Hooked up with 2 people in one weekend ? yea
Turned down a dare ? (grin) nope
Which friend....
Is the funniest ? Jimmy
Is the prettiest ? Katie Z.
Is the most handsom ? James
Is the loudest ? Josh Bird
Is the craziest ? Me
Is the most shy ? Katie T
Is the most understanding ? Tami
Is the most boring ? Gondek
Is the richest ? Brenden
Is the most athletic ? Justin
Is the most cocky ? Jason
Is the most wordly/cultured ? n/a (lmao)
Do you look up to the most ? Me
Do you tell everything to ? I try to keep things to myself
Has the best clothes ? Heather D.
Has the best house ? James
Would you ever....
Eat pizza with chocolate chips ? Yea
Kiss someone of the same sex ? nope
Cheat on someone you love ? never
Run away from home ? mabye
Bungeetamyes posessed by one!!
Rainbow ? ????
Clown ? ????
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

My Interests

ok main word here VIDEOGAMES!!! yaya ok lets all laugh at the freak cuz he likes video games! but c'mon WOMEN are fun too.... wayy fun... lol I can get tons of pple to back me up on that. I am a GDI affiliate, Im always looking for people to work with to expand. If you partner with me you will soon be making a lot of money per month. Follow the link for more information.
www.phoenixrealm.ws

I'd like to meet:

OK something worth doing! One person i would love to meet is any of the makers of the Final Fantasy game series! i love final fantasy soo much....coughgamercough... ahem. i would also like to meet someone with almost exactly the same kind of personality i have... you have to admit that would be cool...been thinkin that i would punch myself out just to see what it looks like, cuz, u know, doesnt happen often that someone makes me BLEED!I hate it when people do things to themselves or act in such a way that totally ignores the wishes of the person they love.

Music:

I base my favorite on the type of mood im in. I feel like starting the last few years over fresh. ..

Movies:

Everything Starwars and Spider-Man. And FINAL FANTASY ADVENT CHILDREN!!! ..
Web Cam Beat Box - video powered by Metacafe....

Television:

Any and all Anime on Adult Swim, also watch things that are only in Japan

Books:

Eh.... lets see now, ANY kind of manga, all the books of the Narnia series, mostly anything about magic (except harry potter, i need to take a break from that). My score on The RPG Class Test :

Fighter
(70% Combativeness, 46% Sneakiness, 38% Intellect, 41% Spirituality)

Good at hitting things and with a definite violent streak; you are a Fighter!Fighters are the basic martial combatants in D&D. Their abilities and skills vary wildly between individuals, but they all share one thing in common… a definite preference for violence.You're either really defensive, have an unhealthy fascination with sharp objects… or you just like hurting people. Either way, you should probably try and keep your cool. Being able to hack someone into pieces maybe a useful skill in most RPGs, but in real life it will just get you into trouble.

Link: The RPG Class Test ( OkCupid Free .. Dating )

Heroes:

Superman is pretty cool. And of course Chef Man (curtesy of jimmy lucarz)
AND CAPTAIN ASSHOLE (my alter ego)
Your Inner Gangsta by crash_and_burn
What is yo name?
Yo gangsta name be Platinum Ringa
You ride around in a Neon Pink H2 Hummer
Yo gang The Mafia
Yo shoes be K-Mart Brand Tennis Shoes
Yo dubs be dis big, fool 2,565
How much money you got? $6.39961425659649e+25
How gangsta are you, bitch?: 91%

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