A Casual Betrayal(Needs a new guitarist)

A little brown boy and a slightly larger but still kind of small white boy walk into an attic and one says, “Hey! Let’s form a band.”
The other says, “Why the fuck not? I don’t have any real plans for my future!”
So, one buys a drum kit and the other buys a guitar; both of which can’t play for shit.
They jam for a while and come to a dead end. They need more people to perform it.
Then, the brown boy says, “I have a friend who plays bass.”
So the little brown boy goes to school one day and asks his taller brown friend if he would like to join a band.
The tall brown boy replies with much excitement, “Why yes, I would be delighted to join a metal band!”
And so the three little multiracial boys go back to the attic and compose the music.
As time passes by, they realize that they need another guitarist to play it.
With big smile on his face, the tall brown boy proposes, “How about we ask my friend if he wants to play!?”
“What a great idea!” the other two exclaim in glee.
So, they ask the tall brown boy’s friend if he would like to join the band as well.
He replies, “Okay! I’ll write all the future guitar riffs and piss the little brown boys off!... a lot!”
And so they skip off merrily to the attic.
As they start to write more complicated and multidimensional music, the ethnically diverse boys ascertain that they need a singer to help them play their music.
With a hand on his chin, the newest little white boy proclaims, “I have a friend who might be interested!”
The others look at each with big bright smiles on their faces and nod with excitement.
So, the little middle class Caucasian boy goes to school in search of his ethnically fucked friend only to realize he ran into a problem.
His friend wasn’t at school.
In fact, he rarely ever was.
But that did not slow the determined broke-ass white boy down one bit.
And so, after school, the little white boy marches to his friend’s house called TGA.
Once there, he sees his friend doing what his kind does best:
Jumping!
He approaches his friend, who wears a great big grin, and tells him of the little boys’ ideas.
With happiness overwhelming him, he answers, “Sure, I will join!” he continues with a giant smile, “I was on the verge of suicide anyway!”
So, the five little boys trot off to the attic.
To be continued…
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