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Elisabeth

I'm the king of the world!! Wanna buy some truffles?

About Me

For the horde
i like... Men with big hard drives(RAM is apparently also important..?), Coffee, the smell of grass, words i don't know, sugar, ugly people, beer, bathrooms in any size, shape or condition, uncommon knowledge, useless knowledge, fishing, fart-jokes, unmotivated
breathe...
brainactivity,
being outside in the rain when you have the time to enjoy it
surprises that you already know about, PONIES - tiny ones, not knowing what i say before I've said it, cold titties, eating til it hurts, Hummers, people, human flaws, human quirks, human beauty, letters that you're afraid to open, sweat, dirty laundry, punctured stuff when it's lost all the air and it looks all.. flat,
watching
seeing
personalities
trusting what i shouldn't trust and knowing that at some point i'm gonna fall down and hurt myself
natural adrenaline
anything natural.
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My Interests

http://www.lovegodsway.org/GayBandspeople with half a brain, music, and some more music, maybe even a book every once in a while.

I'd like to meet:

anyone that'll make me laugh two days in a row. And having a party with Bam *sigh* Margera would also be kinda cool.

Music:

The Eels, Guano Apes, Pixies, Nick Cave and them seeds, Supergrass, Paul Simon, Neil young, Sharp 9, Span, Robert Plant, Nick Cave, Ani DiFranco, Kaizers Orchestra, GÃ¥te, Machinae Supremacy, Anything By Hans Zimmer, Of Montreal, Jack Off Jill, Tori Amos, Shins, Apples in stereo, Neutral Milk hotel, Aquarium rescue unit, Hayseed, Mountain goats, Belle and sebastian, clap your hands say yeah!, Dave Matthews Band, Presidents of the USA, the Shaggs, Pavement, velvet underground, meshuggah, Radiohead, Elliot smith, System of a down, Primus, Mindless Self Indulgence, Big Bang, Alison Krauss, Bobby mc Ferrin, Kyuss, Jan Garbarek, Yeah yeah yeahs, xploding plastix, jethro tull, Mars Volta, Goo Goo Dolls, The national bank, Zappa, Pink Floyd, Jaga Jazzist, Silje Neergaard, Carlos jobim and the list is endless. I also love Anal Cunt for everything they're not.

Movies:

THE WALL, Boondock Saints, City of god, Tale of two sisters, Battle Royale, HOTEL RWANDA, Drumline(if you take away the shit story), The rock, Almost Famous, american psycho, Donnie Darko, Blood diamond, This is spinal tap, Pasolini trilogy, and anything with blood and violence and cars and stuff.

Television:

whatever's on when it's on. and.. Tre notter til askepott(three nuts for cinderella, haha) on christmas day.

Books:

Anything Terry Pratchett... Anyhting scary... anything... really... uhm...

Heroes:

of might and magic, r00lz

My Blog

rock and roll!

Coming back soon! give me two weeks, and liverpool will once again be afraid to move. There are so many ways and reason to why i want to be in liverpool this instant, but sadly there's this thing...
Posted by Elisabeth on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 09:14:00 PST

The recent life changing events of my life.

Summer holidays are now halfway done, and I'm already a new man. -wo First and foremost I've got a huge french ballgown with like the big thingofagum on the ass, just like they looked in france a long...
Posted by Elisabeth on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 01:31:00 PST

it's Motherfucker

God dammit. it's sunday again. It's been an awsome week, spent with bestfriends, good friends, old friends, new friends and complete fucking strangers. Even people I used to hate. :P it has been ...
Posted by Elisabeth on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 04:18:00 PST

I don't want realtionship, I just want bangbangbang.

Buttmonkey is a very nice word. I'm not quite sure what it means, but It doesn't really matter. I like how the T's are silent. also.. it has "butt" and "monkey".. Both nice things. I have a bruis...
Posted by Elisabeth on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 08:05:00 PST

People actually read this crap?

I just noticed now that there's this little thingofagum that tells you how many views you have had on your blog. this week i've had 50 views, just like that. and So far, there's nothing interesting wr...
Posted by Elisabeth on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 04:25:00 PST

let me say it again....

HOT!
Posted by Elisabeth on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 10:14:00 PST

hot! hot! hot!

yeah.. that was all.. fucking hell it's BOILING!!!
Posted by Elisabeth on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 07:04:00 PST

forgetting (scott churchman!!!!!!!!!!)

SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOTT CHURCHMAN!     I have a full glass of silly rose wine(it's for girls, everybody knows that!), some pringles, a bo...
Posted by Elisabeth on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 03:24:00 PST

sometimes....

....i think there might be a reason for showering all the time, but then i think... you'll just have to do it again. so sometimes i don't think there's a reason to do it. but I'll probably start smell...
Posted by Elisabeth on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 07:46:00 PST

OH DEAR...

last night was the day with the football on it. I'm tired. It seems people that drink, and are in a hurry to pour alcohol down their throats really don't consider the bartenders feeling. (some) FOOTBA...
Posted by Elisabeth on Thu, 24 May 2007 07:36:00 PST