Making love to beautiful women. Swordfighting. Justice. Women. Unleashing vengeance upon El's enemies. Making love to beautiful women and perhaps a few dudes back in college, but that does not make El gay.
No one! It is you that desires to meet El! (Ole!)
Flamenco music is magically heard wherever El goes. He also enjoys Mariachi bands to play next to the beds where he makes love to many beautiful women. Then El must kill the musicians so that no man may know the secrets of El's lovemaking techniques. They die gratefully after witnessing such perfection.
That's a pretty personal question. But, porn.
El has no time for television. He prefers righting wrongs and making love to beautiful women. And he watches Lost like everyone else.
Preferably with pictures.
Me, of course.