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MR GARKO

Grand High Exhaulted Mystic Master of Garkology - Call me at (323) 207-7358

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object width="425" height="350" .. GARKONIAN MUSICCLICK ON ANY OF THESE NEXT FOUR GRAPHICS TO HEAR MR GARKO's TUNES
HEADLINE! GARKO's ROCK SONG "MONSTERS" NUMBER 6 on IDOLUNDERGROUND! 6 Feb 2007
HEADLINE! GARKO's SONG NUMBER 6 on IDOLUNDERGROUND!
NOTE: This song, Train Whistle arrived on the chart in August 2006 and hit it again at number 14 in January 2007!GARKO DOES IT AGAIN! DIFFERENT SONG SAME CHART! LANDs AT NUMBER 13 FIRST WEEK!

My Interests

The REAL PLACE to go for all things GARKO is THE GARKO BLOG GO THERE NOW WHAT GARKO REALLY MEANS..

The United Nation's Universal Declaration of Human Rights - # 29 of 30



See the educational ad campaign that is changing the world.Learn what everyone's rights are through stunning visual stories. Youth for Human Rights International teamed up with the Church of Scientology International to create 30 powerful public service announcements to educate and inspire the world.Article 29. Our responsibilities. We have a duty to other people, and we should protect their rights and freedoms. Discover The Way to Happiness What Are YOUR Human Rights? Watch These Videos And You Will Know For Sure!
HUMOR:
Why did the chicken cross the road?DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on "THIS" side of the road before it goes after the problem on the "OTHER SIDE" of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his "CURRENT" problems before adding "NEW" problems.OPRAH: Well I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.GEORGE W BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.DONALD RUMSFELD: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.ANDERSON COOPER/CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am for it now, and will remain against it.JUDGE JUDY: That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the jobs of a decent, hardworking Americans.MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain. Alone.JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side". That's why they call it the "other side". Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side". That chicken should not be free to cross the road. It's as plain and simple as that!GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heartwarming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road.JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together - in peace.ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the roadBILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2005, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken. The Platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^( C .. .reboot.ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?AL GORE: I invented the chicken!COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?

I'd like to meet:

Would like to meet..sexy, easy alien women...

Music:

I wrote this song on the 27th of May 2006 at 10:45PM

Drivin into the Darkness

(c)2006 GARKO All Rights Reserved
I been workin in this factory
since i was just 15
its been all i could do to remember
when i ever had dreams
i've takin all that i can take
given more than i had to give
workin with no satsifaction
just aint no way to live

goin out tonight
hear me when i say
goin out tonight
gonna rock these wasted days away

i'm drivin on Winslow blvd down to Remson avenue
and i know when i get there just what i'm gonna do
gonna find the prettiest fallen angel at The Missed Connection Place
I'm gonna take her by the hand and look her in the face

and tomorrow we'll be somewhere just where I don't know
we're gonna get in that car and man we're just gonna go

Drivin into the Darkness
driving into the night
drivin from all this wrongness
until we find something thats right
Los Desaparecidos (the disappeared ones)
Steven Van Zandt (Blue Midnight Music, 1983)

Were you shaken, by the thunder
It will pass with the night
Don't you be frightened my child
Rest your head here awhile
I must tell you about your papa
and the price that he paid
For speaking his heart out one day
They came and took him away

Fighting here is all that remains for us now
We've stopped trying to hide our hatred inside
We're crying out loud
baby we once were so proud
Jesus where are you now

Where have you gone desparecido
I hope someone remembers your name
Where have you gone desaparecido
How can they just turn their backs to our shame
Where have you gone desaparecido
I taste your blood in the roots of this land
Where have you gone desaparecido
Mi querido, only yesterday I held your hand

There's a dark road no one speaks of
But we must live with the truth
It runs from the Plaza De Mayo
To the Rio Sumpul
They say someday, when we die, we'll ride
Wild horses in a world without end
But what do we do until then

Standing here and staring straight into the lies
They can steal all we have
But never can they steal the hope from our eyes
Baby our heart must survive
How many times must we die

Where have you gone desaparecido
I see your face in every grain of sand
Where have you gone desaparecido
Mi querido, only yesterday I held your hand

Movies:

Girl in human sling shot



Girl in human sling shot at millionaire's home in Utah. Don't try this at home!

Television:

About Wikipedia...

Heroes:

My Heroes Are The Hardworking People That Are Working To End the Atrocities of Human Rights Abuses in the Name of Help! This is the Citizen's Commission on Human Rights DOES THIS LOOK LIKE HUMAN RIGHTS TO YOU??
DEMOLISH PSYCHIATRY
RANDOM QUOTES FROM FAMOUS PSYCHIATRISTS
"Everything that we know about Jesus conforms so perfectly to the clinical picture of paranoia that it is hardly conceivable that people can even question the accuracy of the diagnosis."(American psychiatrist William Hirsch, Conclusions of a Psychiatrist, 1912, p 99) Please See Psychiatry's Assault on RELIGION at CCHR
"let us never allow ourselves to make any moral judgments, judgments concerning the moral worth of a human being." (Rollo May, The Art of Counseling (New York: Abingdon Press, 1939), p. 176) Please See Psychiatry's Assault on Moral EducationThe re-interpretation and eventually eradication of the concept of right and wrong which has ... these are the belated objectives of practically all effective psychotherapy. ... If the race is to be freed from its crippling burden of good and evil, it must be psychiatrist who take the original responsibility. by General G. B. Chisholm, M.D., a Canadian psychiatrist and the first Head of the United Nations' World Health OrganizationIn 1797, the "father" of American psychiatry, Dr. Benjamin Rush—whose face today still adorns the seal of the American Psychiatric Association—declared that the color of blacks was caused by a rare, congenital disease called "Negritude" which derived from leprosy. In an address to the American Philosophical Society, Rush said that the only evidence of a "cure" was when the skin color turned white. Please See Psychiatry's Assault on African Americans at CCHR Pentagon - Aired Only Once!

Add to My Profile | More Videos "It wasn't until 45 minutes after... that the four floors collapsed." and no evidence of a plane. Do you STILL think a plane hit the Pentagon? FORGOTTEN 911 HEROES
Child-Safety Experts Call For Restrictions On Childhood Imagination
Added McMillan: "Remember, if you see a single sparkle of excitement in their eyes, you haven't done enough."
February 20, 2007 | Issue 43.08
http://www.theonion.com/content/index/4308
WASHINGTON, DC-
The Department of Health and Human Services issued aseries of guidelines Monday designed to help parents curtail their children's boundless imaginations, which child-safety advocates say have the potential to rival motor vehicle accidents and congenital diseases as a leading cause of disability and death among youths ages 3 to 14.
Enlarge Image Child Safety
Jill Tyn, 4, perilously close to danger.
"Defuse the ticking time-bomb known as your child's imagination before it explodes and destroys her completely," said child-safety expert Kenneth McMillan, who advised the HHS in composing the guidelines. "New data shows a disturbing correlation between serious accidents and the ability of children to envision a world full of exciting possibility."
The guidelines, titled "Boundless Imagination, Boundless Hazards: Ways To Keep Your Kids Safe From A World Of Wonder," are posted on the HHS website, and will also be available in brochure form in pediatricians' offices across the country.
According to McMillan, children can suffer broken bones, head trauma, and even fatal injuries from unsupervised exposure to childlike awe. "If your children are allowed to unlock their imaginations, anything from a backyard swing set to a child's own bedroom can be transformed into a dangerous undersea castle or dragon's lair," McMillan said. "But by encouraging your kids to think linearly and literally, and constantly reminding them they can never be anything but human children with no extraordinary characteristics, you can better ensure that they will lead prolonged lives." (( more so called "origianl thinkers" in this world ...who need em'?? ))
Although the exact number of child fatalities connected to an active imagination is unknown, experts say the danger is very real. (WHAT??)
According to a 2006 estimate, children who regularly engage in imagination are 10 times more likely to suffer injuries such as skinned knees from mythical quests, or bruises and serious falls from the peak of Bookcase Mountain. (where is the random double blind on this one?)
One of the HHS recommendations emphasizes increased communication between parents and children about the truths behind outlandish fantasies. "Speak with your children about the absolute impossibility of time travel, magical powers, and animals and toys that talk when adults are not around," reads one excerpt. "If this fails to quell their imaginations, encourage them to stare at household objects and think clearly and objectively about their actual, physical characteristics."
(( what insane asylum did they say this guy way from? ))
The HHS also discourages aimless playtime activities that lack a rigid, repetitive structure: "Opt instead for safe activities like untying knots, sticking and unsticking two pieces of Velcro, drawing straight lines of successively longer lengths, and quietly humming a single note for two to three hours."
But even these relatively safe activities can become imaginative, experts warn, without proper precautions. "Do not let children know that, for example, sailors and pirates untie knots," McMillan said. (oh no .... they might pack their bags and head out to sea!) Although no cure has yet been developed for childhood imagination, preventative measures can deter children from potentially hazardous bouts of make-believe
"Many of the suggestions are really quite simple, like breaking down cardboard boxes or sewing cushions to couches so they cannot be converted into forts or playhouses," McMillan said. "Blank pieces of paper, which can inspire non-reality-based drawings, should be discarded unless they are used in one of our recommended diagonal folding and unfolding activities. And all loose sticks left lying in the yard should be carefully labeled 'Not a Sword.'"
Unfortunately, removing everything from a child's field of view that could stimulate his active young mind is extremely time-consuming, and infeasible as a long-term solution, McMillan acknowledges. "To truly protect your children, you must go to great lengths to completely eliminate their curiosity, crush their spirit of amazement, and eradicate their childlike glee. Watch for the danger signs: faraway expressions, giggle fits, and a general air of carefree contentment."
Added McMillan: "Remember, if you see a single sparkle of excitement in their eyes, you haven't done enough."

My Blog

100s Protest Amer. Psych. Ass. in San Diego

Full report and pics at the GARKO BLOG
Posted by MR GARKO on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 10:53:00 PST

Ron Paul Truly the Champion of the Constitution

New Hampshire Debate Ron Paul Excerpts!OTHER RON PAUL LINKSRON PAUL Supporters Free Enterprise Business Connectorium Biz For Prez PaulGARKO's BLOG GARKO's Ron Paul blog GARKO's Ron Paul My Space page...
Posted by MR GARKO on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 08:38:00 PST

URGENT! SUPER URGENT! ACT NOW OR LOSE ALL FREEDOM!

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Posted by MR GARKO on Tue, 22 May 2007 10:45:00 PST

Ron Paul introduces Parental Consent Act

Parental Consent Act of 2007 (Introduced in House)HR 2387 IH110th CONGRESS1st Session H. R. 2387To prohibit the use of Federal funds for any universal or mandatory mental health screening program.IN T...
Posted by MR GARKO on Mon, 21 May 2007 08:58:00 PST

BBC reporter meltdown video!

BBC reporter crumbles harder and faster than an imploded building ...
Posted by MR GARKO on Tue, 15 May 2007 11:47:00 PST

BBC Reporter Crumbles Faster Than an Imploded Building!

BBC reporter violates 154 points of the BBC fairness code! This video includes John Sweeney's already infamous meltdown! HERE
Posted by MR GARKO on Tue, 15 May 2007 09:25:00 PST

Virginia Tech

In honor of lost lives MORE (note the song "Monsters")...
Posted by MR GARKO on Tue, 08 May 2007 11:54:00 PST

Various Garkonian Websites

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Posted by MR GARKO on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 09:42:00 PST

1500 Song Plays in the First 24 Hours!

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Posted by MR GARKO on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 08:11:00 PST

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GARKONOMICS!Learn how to position yourself with the top retailers in the world, famous coffee shops and theaters while providing discounts on all the stuff people buy anyway, while getting paid to do ...
Posted by MR GARKO on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 04:59:00 PST