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Bustin

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About Me

i'm having a problem editing this because my last description was SO clever. I saved it to my hard drive for future generations to admire. I am a book makeur (that spelling is not wrong, it merely connotes frenchness) and tease. I am motivated to wake and move about the earth by food. I have a small mean streak, but am otherwise ruled by benevolent tendencies.Last week I ate a tasty soup made from black mold that grows inside corn kernels. Last night I ate a tiny delicious quail.When I'm not in pursuit of fries or goat milk pudding, I spend time daydreaming about my perfect beautiful boyfriend and our small 3 years old boxer pup.An important thing to know about me is that I have been ordered by a medical doctor to neither intone, hear, nor think the word "Ohm". Just writing about it here may be enough to unhinge my delicate imbalance and send me spiraling off into insanity.A goal of mine is to switch from per hour pay to per diem pay. I think that $2000 per diem would be ideal. I would be willing to work as much or as little as necessary to complete my work for the day.i get to go on fancy dates with my main man every sunday promptly at 4pm. i enjoy any restaurant where I cannot count the fries on my plate at the moment they are served.I try to understand wine, but I still just only pick by the label. I get to read the whole new yorker every week, and I get paid while doing it. I can have cocktails on my lunch hour, but I rarely do.

My Interests

book publishing, art making, typography, white boxer dogs, over-complex systems that appear to produce and manage nothing of much importance but that (upon closer inspection) organize and explain the nature of any/every thing. library books, photography of food and trash. also extreme close-up photography of anything; especially baby toes and food.

I'd like to meet:

people who can further my career as a well-funded free agent. also art and writing people interested in making art within the constraints required by my indie publishing company. we have a plan for world domination, but it may take a few years.

Music:

PTV, Pulp, Polyphonic Spree. T-Rex, Jesus + Mary Chain, Thrill Kill Cult, PJ Harvey, Suede, Roxy Music, Queen, Blonde Redhead, Coachwhips, Lightning Bolt, The Cramps, Deerhoof, Jon Spencer Blues Explosion, Khan, Love, Nick Cave, Prince, Spacemen 3.

Movies:

I keep thinking that my movie watching is going to really take off and that I'll be an avid film watcher, but actually I only like movies with Giovanni Ribisi or (and?) Gael García Bernal in them. I just love little surly dudes. I almost like Vincent Gallo, but I think maybe he is too tall.

Television:

sunrise earth. and all those silly history shows where the camera zooms in on books instead of having real action/location shots. I have found that the unadvertised luxury of the plasma screen tee vee is that you can sit REALLY close to it and the picture is perfect and you don't get cathode-ray gunned.

Books:

Blaise Cendrars, William Burroughs, Gilles Deleuze, Mina Loy, Jacques Derrida, Comte de Lautrémont, Georges Bataille, Jean Genet. . . ? Pretty much anything french, obscure, and perverted.

Heroes:

Jacques Petit, Risa, Merce Cunningham + John Cage, Robert Rauschenberg + Jasper Johns

My Blog

10 Dollar Bagel

Wow. So I ran into a little cafe by my work this morning for a bagel, and ordered one of the pre-made generic ones in the case. It had a slice of lox and a little bit of cheese and was not toasted. in...
Posted by Bustin on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 10:28:00 PST

Thank you Andrew W.K. Thank you so much.

I'm the luckiest guy ever. I totally went to the boredoms 7/7/07 with 77 drummers playing 77 drum sets. It was totally rad. EXCEPT FOR I'M THE LUCKIEST GUY EVER because i got to sit behind super ...
Posted by Bustin on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 09:39:00 PST

crazy wonky eye lady with bun

I went above 23rd street today. I don't usually cause on 7th Ave it can get pretty diceybut I had a mission to get my house keys (long story). Anyway as I was walking down the street I spotted a craz...
Posted by Bustin on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 07:26:00 PST

hello maggot smashed on the bottom of my wine glass

hello. last gulp of warm white wine. my fancy stemless wine glass. 10 dollars at crate and barrel. thank you white mushy maggot smushed on the bottom. for reminding me that i am not that fancy.
Posted by Bustin on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 08:54:00 PST

hot dog fosforos

WOW. I was just poopingand I have this tiny bathroom, so I lit a match because. That's what people do while pooping. And just like always i blew out the match and put it into the toilet being careful...
Posted by Bustin on Sat, 26 May 2007 05:51:00 PST

An FYI from Luciano Redruello

Hello my name is luciano Redruello I I must boxer of 10 years calls Caruso, Caruzo has the put testicles inside, and cn the age was transformed to him into tumors, I give an advice you if the testicle...
Posted by Bustin on Sat, 19 May 2007 05:59:00 PST

maca; inca warrior powder

i found this amazing kind of food called maca. it is a turnipish vegetable that grows in the andes mountains in peru and chile about 13000 feet. it turns out that incas (like aztecs and mayans, only i...
Posted by Bustin on Fri, 18 May 2007 05:39:00 PST

blood clot lint pee ball

Oh god. I was showering and i looked down and there was this awful gob of sickly dark redness stuck on my weiner. I freaked out and immediately suspected that it was a giant blood clot that had come o...
Posted by Bustin on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 12:52:00 PST