Pretending I know how to write and that I'll someday make something of myself in that field, mind fucking (with or without lubrication, depending on my mood), mosh pits, getting petted, howling at the moon, hip hop, driving, picking scabs, being jaded if the lighting is just right, brown paper packages tied up with string.....
Derelicts, nay-sayers, social lephars, trouser sniffers, revolutionaries, paranoids, geniuses, fundamentalists, emotional retards, eccentrics, assholes, "upstanding members of the community", lames, straight A students, and the whole lot of you nuerotic bastards.
DISCLAIMER:
IF YOU'RE A BAND- FUCK OFF
(unless you're one on my music list)
Ani Difranco-
BLACK STAR-
b-52's-
BIG BABY JESUS!!!-
THE BLOW-
blonde redhead-
buena vista social club-
busta rhymes-
BJORK-
ben folds/five-
bright eyes-
beastie boys-
beck-
the cure-
CAKE-
coldplay-
counting crows-
david gray-
deftones-
deltron 3030-
DE LA SOUL-
death cab for cutie-
daft punk-
ERYKAH BADU-
elliott smith-
electa villain-
FRANKIE RUIZ-
the fugees-
FINK-
g love and the special sauce-
glassjaw-
the hives-
iron and wine-
iggy pop-
JERSEYBAND-
j-live-
james brown-
john legend-
JOHN COLTRANE-
JIMI HENDRIX-
jamiroquai-
JULIAN AVALOS Y AFRO-ANDES-
kings of leon-
krs one-
kool & the gang-
kanye west-
led zepplin-
MAXWELL-
the mars volta-
m.i.a.-
MURDER BY DEATH-
morris day & the time-
modest mouse-
MOS DEF-
medesky, martin and wood-
NIN-
noreaga-
nouvelle vague-
NAS-
outkast-
PRINCE-
portishead-
pixies-
the police-
q-tip-
RODRIGO Y GABRIELA-
the rapture-
RADIOHEAD-
res-
THE ROOTS-
SUFJAN STEVENS-
stephanies id-
so many dynamos-
soul coughing-
splashdown-
STEVEIE WONDER-
she wants revenge-
the smiths-
TRIBE CALLED QUEST-
TALIB KWELI-
tool-
tenacious d-
WU-TANG CLAN-
yeah yeah yeahs-
Requiem for a Dream, Donnie Darko, City of God, Spirited Away, Silence of the Lambs, Reseviour Dogs, The Royal Tenembaums, Boondock Saints, Being John Malkovich, Welcome to the Doll House, Secretary, Evil Dead, Dawn of the Dead, American Psycho, Legend, SLC Punk, Nightmare Before Christmas, Kill Bill l & ll, American Beauty, Pulp Fiction, FoxFire, Natural Born Killers, Fight Club, Rules of Attraction, Lolita, Leon: The Professional, Igby Goes Down, The Transporter, Interview with a Vampire, Nightmare on Elm Street, The Tao of Steve, Trainspotting, Hero, Texas Chainsaw Massacre (original), Snatch, Eddy Izzard: Dressed To Kill, Eternal Sunshine In The Spotless Mind, The Crow, From Dusk Till Dawn, High Fidelity, Tenacious D dvd, The Craft, Clockwork Orange, Office Space, Dogma, May, Domino, Love Liza....
Televsion makes the baby jesus cry
Vladimir Nabokov, Chuck Palanuick (survivor, diary), Jeanette Winterson(written on the body, Oranges Are Not the Only Fruit), Anne Rice (when the tangents are kept short), Kurt Vonnegut, Herman Hesse, David Sedaris (Barrel Fever), Scott Cunnigham, Dave Eggers...
...AND I WILL EAT YOUR FLESH AND SUCK THE MARROW FROM YOUR RIPENED BONES AND DAMN YOUR SOULS FOREVER TO THE LAND WHERE FIRE WILL CONSUME WHAT'S LEFT OF YOUR PATHETIC HUMAN SPIRIT AND- oh I'm sorry! Merry Christmas to you too, thanks for Caroling at my house kids! Oh, no don't cry! I was just joking, really. No, no Judy don't call the cops, I thought it was Halloween- no, I don't have those missing children in my basement. No, I wouldn't say Im especially weird. Don't be silly Dianne, this isn't blood it's hair dye! Listen, I have some cookies inside with little Santas on them and Egg Nog for the grown ups *wink* so come on in and get warm. That's it, everyone in. No need for alarm. We're all neighbors here. That's a pretty sweater Suzy! (Door shuts and all 15 children and 6 adults are never seen again. Need I say more?)