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Full "Gunt"al Nudity

Wrong door, bathroom's down the hall.

About Me


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i am totally nuerotic. if you dont believe me, ask anyone who's in my "top 8" ( i feel like a douche bag for even referencing that, i apologize). i love to write. i love to self-depricate, but in a fun and interactive way, so that everyone can join in. music is a gigantic part of my life, and generally i take my music selection very seriously. i really enjoy peeing outdoors. although james brown was a wife-beating ego maniac with a severve addiction to cocain and long criminal history, i'll miss him. i love stip clubs but only the ones in canada. i dont like people who think they're normal. or energy vampires. chinese food runs right through me, so i never eat it. i abhore american "culture". i want children someday, but not marriage. i still sleep with a teddy bear but cant cry in front of people. i believe in karma, and that most people are fucked. and i would really love facial piercings, but will never ever get any.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Dio
Birthday: sometime in the 80's
Birthplace: ithaca
Current Location: meigs st
Eye Color: dark brown/ gold when i'm warm
Hair Color: chesnut brown
Height: 5' nothing. throw a one at the end if i'm feeling confident.
Right Handed or Left Handed: right handed
Your Heritage: puerto rican and french canadian
The Shoes You Wore Today: my shit kickers
Your Weakness: shoulder blades and candid moments
Your Fears: being insincere...and tofu
Your Perfect Pizza: just cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: not getting evicted
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: omg i think men over 50 are sooo hot!
Thoughts First Waking Up: fucking alarm clock ...and was don johnson really drinking out of my toilet last night?
Your Best Physical Feature: my hair
Your Bedtime: somewhere around 2am
Your Most Missed Memory: hanging out with natalie
Pepsi or Coke: strawberry milkshakes
MacDonalds or Burger King: i prefer actual food
Single or Group Dates: um...pass
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: arizona raspberry iced tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: heavenly hash
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino
Do you Smoke: camel lights, a pack a day
Do you Swear: like a goddamned sailor! cheers!
Do you Sing: better lately than usual
Do you Shower Daily: i go for everyday, but thats a bit optimistic
Have you Been in Love: i try not to make a habit of it
Do you want to go to College: i would love to be re-enstated as a student at mcc, because i think i'm finally done fucking off
Do you want to get Married: say it with me guys..."marriage is right-wing propaganda"
Do you belive in yourself: i believe i have the power to smoke another cigarette right now
Do you get Motion Sickness: i acually feel a tremendous calm when being shaken violently
Do you think you are Attractive: i think i attract assholes of the various sort
Are you a Health Freak: if by health freak you mean completely incapable of living a non-perilous lifestyle, then yes!
Do you get along with your Parents: argueably
Do you like Thunderstorms: i adore them
Do you play an Instrument: if you knew me well, you'd probably expect me to say i play a mean skin flute, but i've matured beyond that. i do, however, shred on the rusty trambone.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: does vanilla extract count?
In the past month have you Smoked: do i have lungs?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: none that require mentioning
In the past month have you gone on a Date: when you're in a relationship,you dont go on dates anymore
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: its was my bi-anual obligation
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no...jesus what have i been doing with all my time?!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: i prefer my food cooked, but i could just be tripping over toothpicks on that one
In the past month have you been on Stage: no, but i've been on a few soap boxes.
In the past month have you been Dumped: not yet, but April is still young
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: my membership with the polarbear club just expired
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: a few kindeys, but in asia its not punishable
Ever been Drunk: i wont dignify that with an answer. the realy question should be have you ever blacked-out and threw up on really expensive things in someone elses house?
Ever been called a Tease: of course, i'm a woman arent i?
Ever been Beaten up: almost. better luck next time.
Ever Shoplifted: heh. everyday for a year.
How do you want to Die: in magnificent bursts of crunching metal and blinding flames... or silently, softly into the night.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: an example of how to lead a fulfilling life
What country would you most like to Visit: peru
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: readable
Favourite Hair Color: surprise me
Short or Long Hair: not bald
Height: taller than me
Weight: i dont want to see you're ribs, but i would like to be able to find your dick
Best Clothing Style: unique
Number of Drugs I have taken: oh those nights in vegas....WHO KEEPS COUNT ON THEIR DRUG USE?! if you can count them all, you havent done enough.
Number of CDs I own: right.
Number of Piercings: 7
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: a hand full
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

My Interests

Pretending I know how to write and that I'll someday make something of myself in that field, mind fucking (with or without lubrication, depending on my mood), mosh pits, getting petted, howling at the moon, hip hop, driving, picking scabs, being jaded if the lighting is just right, brown paper packages tied up with string.....

I'd like to meet:

Derelicts, nay-sayers, social lephars, trouser sniffers, revolutionaries, paranoids, geniuses, fundamentalists, emotional retards, eccentrics, assholes, "upstanding members of the community", lames, straight A students, and the whole lot of you nuerotic bastards.
DISCLAIMER: IF YOU'RE A BAND- FUCK OFF (unless you're one on my music list)

Music:

Ani Difranco-
BLACK STAR-
b-52's-
BIG BABY JESUS!!!-
THE BLOW-
blonde redhead-
buena vista social club-
busta rhymes-
BJORK-
ben folds/five-
bright eyes-
beastie boys-
beck-
the cure-
CAKE-
coldplay-
counting crows-
david gray-
deftones-
deltron 3030-
DE LA SOUL-
death cab for cutie-
daft punk-
ERYKAH BADU-
elliott smith-
electa villain-
FRANKIE RUIZ-
the fugees-
FINK-
g love and the special sauce-
glassjaw-
the hives-
iron and wine-
iggy pop-
JERSEYBAND-
j-live-
james brown-
john legend-
JOHN COLTRANE-
JIMI HENDRIX-
jamiroquai-
JULIAN AVALOS Y AFRO-ANDES-
kings of leon-
krs one-
kool & the gang-
kanye west-
led zepplin-
MAXWELL-
the mars volta-
m.i.a.-
MURDER BY DEATH-
morris day & the time-
modest mouse-
MOS DEF-
medesky, martin and wood-
NIN-
noreaga-
nouvelle vague-
NAS-
outkast-
PRINCE-
portishead-
pixies-
the police-
q-tip-
RODRIGO Y GABRIELA-
the rapture-
RADIOHEAD-
res-
THE ROOTS-
SUFJAN STEVENS-
stephanies id-
so many dynamos-
soul coughing-
splashdown-
STEVEIE WONDER-
she wants revenge-
the smiths-
TRIBE CALLED QUEST-
TALIB KWELI-
tool-
tenacious d-
WU-TANG CLAN-
yeah yeah yeahs-

Movies:

Requiem for a Dream, Donnie Darko, City of God, Spirited Away, Silence of the Lambs, Reseviour Dogs, The Royal Tenembaums, Boondock Saints, Being John Malkovich, Welcome to the Doll House, Secretary, Evil Dead, Dawn of the Dead, American Psycho, Legend, SLC Punk, Nightmare Before Christmas, Kill Bill l & ll, American Beauty, Pulp Fiction, FoxFire, Natural Born Killers, Fight Club, Rules of Attraction, Lolita, Leon: The Professional, Igby Goes Down, The Transporter, Interview with a Vampire, Nightmare on Elm Street, The Tao of Steve, Trainspotting, Hero, Texas Chainsaw Massacre (original), Snatch, Eddy Izzard: Dressed To Kill, Eternal Sunshine In The Spotless Mind, The Crow, From Dusk Till Dawn, High Fidelity, Tenacious D dvd, The Craft, Clockwork Orange, Office Space, Dogma, May, Domino, Love Liza....

Television:

Televsion makes the baby jesus cry

Books:

Vladimir Nabokov, Chuck Palanuick (survivor, diary), Jeanette Winterson(written on the body, Oranges Are Not the Only Fruit), Anne Rice (when the tangents are kept short), Kurt Vonnegut, Herman Hesse, David Sedaris (Barrel Fever), Scott Cunnigham, Dave Eggers...

Heroes:

...AND I WILL EAT YOUR FLESH AND SUCK THE MARROW FROM YOUR RIPENED BONES AND DAMN YOUR SOULS FOREVER TO THE LAND WHERE FIRE WILL CONSUME WHAT'S LEFT OF YOUR PATHETIC HUMAN SPIRIT AND- oh I'm sorry! Merry Christmas to you too, thanks for Caroling at my house kids! Oh, no don't cry! I was just joking, really. No, no Judy don't call the cops, I thought it was Halloween- no, I don't have those missing children in my basement. No, I wouldn't say Im especially weird. Don't be silly Dianne, this isn't blood it's hair dye! Listen, I have some cookies inside with little Santas on them and Egg Nog for the grown ups *wink* so come on in and get warm. That's it, everyone in. No need for alarm. We're all neighbors here. That's a pretty sweater Suzy! (Door shuts and all 15 children and 6 adults are never seen again. Need I say more?)

My Blog

R.E.M.

i am haunting your dreams...did you know that?the ones you cant quite seem to remember in the morningim sending you secret codes on light wavesand they harbor themselves in your subconsciouswhen you t...
Posted by Full "Gunt"al Nudity on Wed, 09 May 2007 07:22:00 PST

practicing these principles in all our affairs can fuck right off.

stupid big bed. too big for me. too empty. where is your elbow pressing into my head in the middle of the night, forcing me to shove you awake and make you roll over? it's going to be a long two month...
Posted by Full "Gunt"al Nudity on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 06:21:00 PST

there's a body missing here

i am so sleepy. why won't i go to bed...
Posted by Full "Gunt"al Nudity on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 10:39:00 PST

a plague on my ocipital lobe

i cant sleep. 2:53 am. my eyes hurt, far behind their lids and corneas. back where they connect by tissue wires to my brain. they throb morris code hate mail via neuological telegram. they water ince...
Posted by Full "Gunt"al Nudity on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 12:08:00 PST

blogging is dumb

feeling is weird.i am weird.i am feeling weird.i think its nap time.my day isnt going the way i'd hoped. its half over now and i've accomplished less than nothing. well, i've managed a shower and a pu...
Posted by Full "Gunt"al Nudity on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 12:30:00 PST

bring me rebirth

the day is beautiful and confused. i am alive. anticipation of the snow is breaking my heart. i need hot chocolate and sledding and freeze on my fingertips. i need ice scrapers and turtle-necks and wa...
Posted by Full "Gunt"al Nudity on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 11:51:00 PST

is this thing on?

there's somethin i want to say but i just cant seem to find the words. something that has to do with making it through and who was there and the air on route 79 south. something close to the way you f...
Posted by Full "Gunt"al Nudity on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 09:21:00 PST

All Things Go

if i was cryingin the carwith my friendit was for freedomfrom myself andfrom the landi made a lot of mistakesi made a lot of mistakesi made a lot of mistakesi made a lot of mistakesyou came to take us...
Posted by Full "Gunt"al Nudity on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 10:54:00 PST

Naked as we Came

It's low tide. the waves are timid, the people beautiful, brown. sheets and towels wave in the sun-blasted wind like a nation of sand people; proud, peaceful, alive. clouds are a figment of your imagi...
Posted by Full "Gunt"al Nudity on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 10:43:00 PST

in surrender there is salvation...........

It never gets any easier and I never miss you any less. and my chest wont stop constricting and i cant stop wishing you the best. where are you? are you happy? are you safe? i would give my last breat...
Posted by Full "Gunt"al Nudity on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 01:46:00 PST