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About Me

- - -..Click the shoe!!
So I'm on this kick, kids. You see, there's a bunch of people who don't have shoes in Africa. A lot of them are very sick and broke and they can't afford shoes, or medicine, or food. So, I found this amazing company called Tom's Shoes. What Tom's does is sell shoes. They sell really cute shoes, actually. Tom's is special, though, because everytime anyone buys something from Tom's, a child gets a pair of shoes in Africa. I think it's pretty amazing, because it eliminates that whole "Woah is me, helping people is so hard" excuse that seems to plaugue America. So if you don't suck, you should go at least check out Tom's Shoes. And tell someone about it.
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My Interests

I dip my oreos in soy milk, bitch.

I'd like to meet:

The real deal. Some lovely humans who don't pull any punches, please.

Music:

I love music.

Movies:

GUMMO!!!!!!!!!!

Television:

The L-Word

Books:

palahnuick

Heroes:

Daniel Johnston

My Blog

Attention people who love stuff and things!!!

In an attempt to make some god damned money, I'm now creating things to sell to you for very, very cheap. Do you need stuff?EX, pillow bags for your favorite little glass guy, patches (embroider...
Posted by The Muffin Mangler on Mon, 06 Oct 2008 08:00:00 PST

Vapor

I thought I'd be done with this by now Maybe I thought you'd have turned into vapor Perhaps I thought you'd have run back down south Or run back to me spewing truth from your mouth. I wonder, "Is she ...
Posted by The Muffin Mangler on Sat, 12 Jul 2008 09:49:00 PST

WAHHH!!!!!

last night, I went to see Cindi Lauper, Tegan and Sara, Rosie O'Donnel, The B-52's, and Carson Kressley (or something?) ANd it was insane.
Posted by The Muffin Mangler on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 09:28:00 PST

I knew it would come to this.

I though you all should know about what's happening to America. Hanson, those three blond brothers from Tulsa, are creating an army that wi take over the country in years to come. I knew a...
Posted by The Muffin Mangler on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 02:07:00 PST

News on the BABY FRONT!!

Jessie is ONE FULL CENTIMETER DIALATED, which is fantastic for her because she isn't due for three weeks yet.If anyone remembers when Echo came to us, Jessie was not even two centimeters dialated when...
Posted by The Muffin Mangler on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 04:32:00 PST

Plans, and plans...

April 21st, Hanson in Rochester May 20th, flight to Chicago to see Cowboy May 23rd, flight to St.Paul to see MOMMY!! June 11th, Brooke’s wedding June 15th, flight back to NY...
Posted by The Muffin Mangler on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 11:39:00 PST

She always says it the way I wish I could

cuz when i look around i think this, this is good enough and i try to laugh at whatever life brings cuz when i look down i just miss all the good stuff when i look up i just trip over things cuz i've ...
Posted by The Muffin Mangler on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 01:17:00 PST

poems ALL DAY!!

I won't be defeated by something this small 'Cause I scaled the eiffel tower, and tore down the berlin wall. I built Rome in a day, and I'll tear that down too, to try and create a new me...
Posted by The Muffin Mangler on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 02:57:00 PST

poems poems

Extreme in the sense that I kick and I scream I do all I can to avoid seeing dreams. Confused in the sense that I know what I need and I find all the truths, and I hate what I see. Releived in the s...
Posted by The Muffin Mangler on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 09:15:00 PST

Ode

I don't know what I want. I don't want you to lie to me until you're telling me the truth. I feel like this extraction that I wish for isn't here, and I'm still suffocating. It's silly because all ...
Posted by The Muffin Mangler on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 04:21:00 PST