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Sammy B.

I am here for Friends

About Me

Hello! My Name is Samm. I love pie and cake. I like people who make music. I like to learn, and take pictures of myself dressed up in stupid costumes. I'm a picture whore, just in case you couldn't tell. I love my family and my CREW. They are the most important thing to me. I like to get excited and act foolish at inopportune moments. I love to embarrass my friends and family in public places. Serial Killers fascinate me. I'm scared of bridges. I used to be scared of the dentist, but then he pulled my teeth out and we are friends now. I like to draw obscene pictures for my friends. I love to travel...so good thing I have LOTS of baggage. I don't party. I don't do drugs or drink. I act really lame when I do, so I stopped. That doesn't mean that I care if you do, since I'm working on not being so judgemental today. Legos are fun. I am fairly intelligent. I do not act my age, but I am able to when it's called for. I smoke and swear a lot. My cat is my best friend. A lot of people tell me I'm crazy. I'm a work in progress I guess. My Goal is to one day drive a Monte Carlo and pave driveways. Such a simple Goal really, but it means so much to me.

My Interests

Chaos finds me on its own.
So keep yours over there.

I have a wide variety of interests. Such as writing in pencil, collecting buttons, taking pictures of my friends at exactly the wrong moment, guns, British people, scratching when i itch, and smelling things and people. I also enjoy shamelessly flirting and drawing on myself. And having conversations with people who have accents. Ooohh and i like pineapple a lot. WOOOO!!!

bad grammar make me cry!

I'd like to meet:

People who know that the lie is fuckin' DEAD!
Others with unnatural hair colors.
My Mother's Expectations

dance, little man dance!

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Music:


Do you judge people this way? Of course you do.
My taste in music does not reflect my personality. Don't assume. You'd be very wrong.
otherwise, music= ♥

Anything dance-worthy but in particular......The Beatles. Keller Williams, Sublime, Mike Dillon. Les Claypool, with and without Primus.(minus Oysterhead....not a Trey fan, sorry) Mike Doughty, Jack Johnson, Ween, Paul McCartney. George Harrison. John Lennon. Ringo Starr. The Beatles. Frank Sinatra. Dean Martin. The Grateful Dead, Bob Dylan. Jim, Janis, Jimi, and Kurt. John Mayer. Patsy Cline, fiona apple. Anything Brass, anything smooth. Jazz, Percussion. The Guess Who, particularly Burton Cummings. Critters Buggin', ratdog, rusted root, Amy Winehouse, Lily Allen, The Allman Brothers, Johnny Cash, Miles Davis, Bernie Worrell, The Who, Gordon Lightfoot, The Stones, Billy Joel. Eric Clapton. Skynard! herman's hermits, guster, gym class heroes, blues travelers, yonder mountain string band, skerik, ella fitzgerald, Al Green, michael franti & spearhead, the polyphonic spree, G. Love, charlie hunter, gov't mule, CCR, sim redmond band, victor wooten, george michael and WHAM!, prince, old school michael jackson (and PROUD OF IT!), dashboard confessional, tom petty, madonna, paul simon, chili peppers, random 80's music, Béla Fleck, and so much more. Soundtracks to musicals. and various random songs that remind me of people I love. oh... and the Beatles.
I ♥ Cas Haley. He should have won. I fucking hate puppets.
Plus.... I don't like Phish, or Led Zeppelin. Yeah, Who doesn't like Phish, right? Well Samm, That's who. And Led Zeppelin? God, I'm such a loser.

yo dude... do you feel that? Yeah.

Yes. Justin Timberlake.
My Guilty Pleasure.
♥♥♥

Movies:



ANCHORMAN.
Grindhouse. anything funny. Zombies. Oh, how I love Zombies. anything extremely gory. movies about serial killers (ie. Ed Gein), movies that make other people want to stab themselves in the eye. bill&ted, any tarentino. requiem for a dream, and other such movies related to heroin. encino man. PHYSCO. Disturbia. (OoOooOoooOoo Shia LeBeouf ♥♥♥ ) The Illusionist, fight club, pauly shore is dead! grandma's boy, welcome to the dollhouse, dazed and confused. donnie darko. kevin smith, minus jersey girl. fear & loathing, BORAT, cape fear, taxi driver, raging bull, Casino, Heat..(pretty much anything DeNiro), sin city, dreamland, the breakfast club, adam sandler & vince vaughn, the original texas chainsaw massacre. Scarface. a clockwork orange, alpha dog, natural born killers. Rob Zombie. man on the moon. anything with paul rudd. and RENT. of course. I adore a musical. If I was a guy, I'd totally be a fag.
Sara.... Betterfax me Gummo!
*SWOON*

Television:


Grey's Anatomy. The news. And shows about murder. Real life crime, not that CSI crap. except for Cold Case.
And comedy. Like....Dane Cook, Sascha Baron Cohen, and Bob Saget. That's right. Danny Tanner bitch.

OooOoooOOoo....Patrick!

Books:



lots of books. all the time.

palahniuk. that crazy fuck.

Heroes:


my dad. (aka G-dizzel), Les Claypool, and my Family.
Especially the Dancing Cop.

My Blog

RANT II

It's time for another Rant! More things that annoy me:   * First off, and the sole reason of me blogging tonight, Is The bulletin that goes around supposedly from "Tom" Saying that if you don't r...
Posted by Sammy B. on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 08:20:00 PST

RANT

Things that Annoy me: * Fake Friend requests every 3 minutes from spam profiles.  - I get really excited that someone wants to be my friend and then really dissappointed when I find out it's just...
Posted by Sammy B. on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 01:59:00 PST

more rehab mad libs

the time has come once again to share some more mad libs. as a refresher, these were done by donnyD and I back in 2004 at a special place up in Potsdam. We didnt play by the rules, but fun was had by ...
Posted by Sammy B. on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 09:15:00 PST

rehab mad libs

I recently found the collection of mad libs passed between DonnyD and I back in 2004. I decided that I had to share some of them. Good times man, good times. Most of these are ones I wrote and Donny f...
Posted by Sammy B. on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 11:05:00 PST

waaahh

So obviously I didnt get sent away. yay. i know i dont sound as excited as i should, but i am, i promise.  my life has done a complete 360 in the past 4 months and i think maybe sometimes the cha...
Posted by Sammy B. on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 07:21:00 PST

give it up already

Ok.... So i'm nervous right now. I've been fine all day, and I go to the meeting tonight, and come home and this blanket of nervousness just enveloped me. I'm worrying again about my having to go away...
Posted by Sammy B. on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 09:10:00 PST

warning: God talk ahead.

So Life has been pretty good lately. I'm learning how to live again. The right way. The real way. Not pretending things are peachy when they aren't. Owning up to my own wrongs. and rights. Realizing I...
Posted by Sammy B. on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 08:00:00 PST

Fuck YES

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Posted by Sammy B. on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 01:08:00 PST

The longest, most stupid survey in the history of ever.

I started this survey and realized it was fucking stupid. it took me 3 and a half hours to do. I don't suggest you do it, or even read it. I posted it because I felt like i needed to after spendi...
Posted by Sammy B. on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 01:45:00 PST

wierdish questions?

I tried to post this in a bulletin but it wouldn't let me.perhaps i crossed the legal limit of survey posting for the week? I der kner.   weird ?s  - Have you ever clicked on someone's mysp...
Posted by Sammy B. on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 03:24:00 PST