About me:
I'm a stick of gum in the mouth of work.I also do summer season in the Forest of Dean and write semi-amusing news headlines...
Antelope seen flying near blind man
Rhodri Morgan pleads innocent on genocide charges
Battery powered Queen Elizabeth now running on self charge
Shape shifter Dido now resembling remote control
Man with face of duck wins sugar tasting competition
Blind cat bites deaf dog
Pope calls it a day after struggling with down pipe in wash-up area
No smoking decision made in smoke free bus stop
No Sleep Police foil attempted foul play
Storybook opened by Peter Andre
"Capital Punishment dangerous" exclaims Madonna
Russian navy use childs shoe as torpedo
Magic pen draws semi-erotic Cat Deeley
Sandcastle used as home for Prince Regent
Brown dog sniffs out Matthew Kelly
Cary Grant marries reluctant Trisha Goddard
Bishop seen flying near redundant power plant
Darren's slipper makes speech at UN
Angel quizzed by Police after break in at glitter factory
Darren Day mourns Gladys Knight
Crayon tipped for role in Eastenders
Enchanted mitten moved 3 miles closer to Sorento
Any many many more...
I went to Malaga once. Here's what happened...
