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katelin

Not all men are bastards.. some are dead!

About Me

All single straight men over 40 have been rejected by someone else for a good reason

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Im a nurse working in London (please rescue me) I live with my son, an abundance of cats and Jac the Labrador (arent they a lucky bunch?) Please do not add me if you arent going to comment, communicate or acknowledge me it irritates me
THE BLOOMSBURY SET - Hanging Around With The Big Boys


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The Most Random Survey Name?katelinBirthday?23.1.67Birthplace?TorquayCurrent Location?LondonEye Color?blue/greyHair Color?red/blondeHeight?5'3Your Weakness?accents
Your Fears?rutsBest Physical Feature?eye-browsYour Bedtime?4amDo you Shower Daily?mmm up against the tiles, all soapy, biting my lower lipDo you want to get Married?is that an offer?Do you belive in yourself?lions, tigers and bears oh my. lions, tigers and bears oh myWhat's the first thing you do when waking up in the morning? push the cat off my headDo you prefer a shower or bath? depends how long Ive oversleptWhat would you do with a 10 $ bill you found on the ground? wave it at a homeless person and laughWhat's one thing you actually remember about kindergarten? being made to wash my mouth out with soap for throwing rice pudding at a damn nursery nurseDid you cry at your graduation or smile because you were glad it was over? I got drunkIs chocolate really better than sex? dont have either, does cheese count?What's 2 of your favorite movies? Dogs in space & Times squareWhat's a nickname you go by? miceWhat are 3 places you want to see in the world? The Great lakes, Venice & the Intrepid Fox re-openedWhat are 3 of the first things you notice about the opposite sex? the odour, the mess & the facial hairWhere do you see yourself in 5 years? taking up more space on the sofaIn 10? playing the part of a stranded obese walrus on the same sofaWhat are 2 of your favorite places to eat? mem&loz & ummm the greek restaurant on hercules stWhat's one of your favorite TV shows? Everybody loves RaymondWhat did you want to be when you "grow up"? An authorWould you ever date someone covered in tats and piercings? yesWhere do your hands go when kissing someone? they walk round sainsburys till I call for them????Do you know who lives in a pineapple under the sea? father time?Would you want a house at the beach or in the mountains? in the mountainsDo you like Starbucks...or are they just overpriced? whats starbucks?Ever had someone you love tell you they never want to see or talk to you again? noWhat's the most expensive thing you own? my temperamentWhat color are your bedroom walls? hah! PinkHow many pillows do you have to sleep with? 8 plus 5 catsWhat is one of your pet peeves? incompetent colleguesWould you rather sky dive or bungee jump? I like living and couldnt perform cpr on my-selfthink Texas should just be part of Mexico? I love TxWhat do you honestly think about the kids on Sweet 16? is that a drug?Who is your celebrity heart-throb? ummm Brad GarrettWould you have survived 100 years ago? yesdid you get a new year's kiss? no I was working:((What was one thing you wanted for your birthday you didn't get? Bloomsbury set playing live in the loungeIf money was no option...what type car would you own? a chauffer driven one... pink vw beetleHow many concerts have you been to? alot alot alotWhat are 3 set radio stations in your vehicle right now? LBCEver been told your a flirt? yesDo you go to church every Sunday? I'd meltwhat is one of your childhood memories? stealing lead pipes from derelict housesDo you like to cuddle? yes very much so...gimme a hugHave you ever seen a ghost? many bizarre thingsWhat's the best movie you've seen recently? London to BrightonEver had a huge crush on someone and never tell them? no, what would be the point of that?If someone held a gun to your head and asked you..."Do you believe in God?" what would you say? Id say... fuck off you nutjobWould you drive 1000 miles for the one you love? no.. I cant drive...yetWhat was one thing you was given as a child and still have? my pippa dollsYou ever talked to a psychic? yesWhat's your favorite name for a girl and boy? sebastianHave you ever actually snuck out of your house? yes
The Kids From Fame - Starmaker
Sex gang children - Sebastiane Oh my god! waited years for this one:)
Wicked - Defying Gravity




You Are Most Like Ronald Reagan
People tend to think you're a god - or that you almost ruined the country.
But even if people do disagree with you, they still fall victim to your charms! What Modern US President Are You Most Like?
Just great I'm most like the most demented of the presidents...Fabulous!

You Are From the Moon
You can vibe with the steady rhythms of the Moon.
You're in touch with your emotions and intuition.
You possess a great, unmatched imagination - and an infinite memory.
Ultra-sensitive, you feel at home anywhere (or with anyone).
A total healer, you light the way in the dark for many. What Planet Are You From?

MySpace Astrology
Decapitated-waaaaa
In a Past Life...
You Were: A Genius Undertaker.

Where You Lived: Mongolia.

How You Died: Decapitation. Who Were You In a Past Life?
Guns N Roses - Dont cry
The lovely Carol Burns aka Frankie Doyle
Spandau Ballet - True
X-Ray Specs - Identity

I'd like to meet:

Clive BullPeter MurphyBrad GarrettBill Hicks (if he werent dead)
Blue Zoo - Cry boy cry
Bill Hicks

Music:

The CultThe CureThe AssociatesSex gang childrenThe Bloomsbury setWildheartsFood OOOO all kinds of crap... from 50's operetta to punk

Movies:

Dogs In Space, Times Square, Terms Of Endearment, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Pay It Forward, Starwars, Labyrinth, London To Brighton, The Great Escape, Kiss Me Kate, Calamity Jane, Interview With A Vampire, Priscilla

Television:

Everybody Loves Raymond
Friends
The Henderson Kids
Prisoner Cell Block H
Sons & Daughters

Books:

The long Journey
The Secret Garden
Heidi I like Horror and factual books,love to read but just dont get enough time

Heroes:

what exactly is a hero?, I believe I have none, nothing, only a feeling of resentment to those once held in esteem that did not fulfill the role

My Blog

I will work it out

Well something isnt right, havent quite figured it out yet however, I just know something isnt right Theres a few little hints, here and there and a few feelings, some gut-instinct, some evident,...
Posted by katelin on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 07:32:00 PST

mostly

I go out night after night, walking through lonely city streets, mostly alone, tending to patients in their homes, patients whom mostly are dependent on my visit, patients whom mostly are isolate...
Posted by katelin on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 07:18:00 PST

Selfish sexuality

So...I was out with a group of girl friends and within minutes one of the girls spots this guy she thinks is cute, now none of us are young girlies but were not dead yet either so... we all take a loo...
Posted by katelin on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 04:00:00 PST

Leprosy

pfffffft So now we are lepers, to be banished from public view, to be found lurking in the shadows (ensuring that the shadows are not more than a 1/3 enclosed), sat in the gutters, trembling & fea...
Posted by katelin on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 08:07:00 PST

Dating

Sooooooo many years after I decided I am infact allergic to the male species I agreed to a blind date with a lady well, aside from the fact that the lady was almost 5'10, approximately 180 pounds...
Posted by katelin on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 07:26:00 PST

mans best friend

I have Jac (mans best friend...) So far he has consumed.. a carpet in its entirety, an empty bleach bottle, 3 ink pens, £1'400.39 sterling, three cat beds, 2 dog beds, the arms off two sofa's, 11 thon...
Posted by katelin on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 06:31:00 PST

unjust unfair unreal

SLIGHTLY DAZED AND CONFUSED...... To get through the crap im wading in wellies...however the earth turned to quicksand and its pulling me under, what do we do without mum?...
Posted by katelin on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 08:09:00 PST