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Versace

I love the Bad Girls!

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The Bad Girls Club - Turtle Training

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The Bad Girls Club Tuesdays @ 10pm on Oxygen!

To all my friends and fans,I just wanted to catch you up with everything that's been happening in my life. Things have been really hectic, I've been caught up in the whirlwind of stardom. I've done a few modeling gigs and runway shows. I don't want to toot my own shell, but not since "Finding Nemo" has another turtle been so famous.Since being in the house with all those crazy girls, I've been staying with a very nice stewardess. She and her friends have been showing me a good time. What can I say, I'm a ladies-turtle.I am available for special appearances (birthday parties, Quinsiñeras, barmitzvahs, collegiate speaking engagements) please direct any inquiries to my publicist.I'm off to a premier of some movie. I heard Scarlett Johansenn is going to be there, and I heard a rumor she's a big fan of mine.As always, leave love in the comments section.

My Interests

Hanging out watching the craziness in the Bad Girls house!

I'd like to meet:

You and other turtles.

Music:

Lady Soverign

Movies:

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze

Television:

The Bad Girls Club Tuesdays @ 10pm on Oxygen!

Books:

The Turtle Times

My Blog

More Poetry

As the bad girls get ready to leave, I reflect upon the wild times here at the house.And look forward to the future!Ode To the Bad Girls:Woe be to the bad girlsAll dressed in pearlsZara cutting her wr...
Posted by Versace on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 10:31:00 PST

My Poetry

To be a turtleWhat is it to be a turtleWould it be like golfing down at myrtle,where it's pretty and fineLike in LA where I wine and dineA hard shell, but a soft innerI don't want people to eat me for...
Posted by Versace on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 05:43:00 PST