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The Damon Jacoby

The planet has a fever and the cure is more cowbell!

About Me

Ok, I'm a talkative funny creative guy who thinks very highly of himself. Judgemental yet open minded. Extremly un-poitically correct. I work in the reality tv industry as a coordinator. I love my job yet I would still give my right testicle (but not the left one) for a creative position. Got love for my friends. Even the ones who don't realize I consider them one. Thankful for G-d and everything He has given me but I still want more.

My Interests

Movies cause I'm gonna make em. Politics cause no one can argue like me. Theology cause I'm religious. Writing cause I'm good at it. Directing and Producing cause I will be good at it.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who doesn't have victim mentality, can take a joke and thinks big.

Music:

Technically Hip-Hop but lately it's either getting super ignorant or I'm getting super old.

Movies:

2007 Reviews: Alpha Dog "C", Smokin' Aces "B", Norbit "C +", Ghost Rider "D+", Music & Lyrics "B", The Number 23 "B-", Reno 911 "D", Astronaut Farmer "B-", Black Snake Moan "A", Zodiac"A-", 300 "A", The Host "C", Shooter "D", The Lookout "B", Grindhouse "B+", Blades of Glory "B+", Disturbia "B+", Fracture "B+", Invisible "D-", Vacancy "C", Spider Man 3 "A", 28 Weeks Later "A"

Television:

South Park, Simpsons, Family Guy, American Dad, The Shield, 24, Scrubs, Aqua Teen, Hard Core Midget Porno....with sheep

Books:

Nah, I don't want to ruin the movie by reading the book.

Heroes:

G-d, Dennis Prager, various people in my daily life that probably wouldn't know it.

My Blog

2006 Dean's List!

Dean's List 2006   United 93 This movie is going to be as honest as it's going to get when it comes to 9/11 in Hollywood. The cast is made up of mainly unknown actors so the audience would not ...
Posted by The Damon Jacoby on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 05:08:00 PST

A Plethora of Movie Reviews (or three)

A Plethora of Movie Reviews     Basic Instinct 2 Sharon stone is back and charged with another murder. The movie asks the viewer to question if she is the killer or the man shes sleeping wit...
Posted by The Damon Jacoby on Wed, 03 May 2006 01:52:00 PST

Movie Review - Scary Movie 4

Scary Movie 4                Do I really need to do an overview of the movie? Fine. Anna Farris is back playing Cindy Campbell. She gets a j...
Posted by The Damon Jacoby on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 03:49:00 PST

Movie Review - Lonesome Jim

Lonesome Jim                  Steve Buscemi directs this low (almost Phat Girlz low but not quite) budget movie with incredibly dark hum...
Posted by The Damon Jacoby on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 03:03:00 PST

Movie Review - The Notorious Betty Page

The Notorious Betty Paige                  Gretchen Mol takes on the role of Betty Paige in this movie showcasing the model and actresss...
Posted by The Damon Jacoby on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 02:44:00 PST

Movie Review - Ice Age: The Meltdown

Ice Age: The Meltdown                 The starring voices of Ray Romano, John Lequizamo, and Dennis Leary are back in the sequel to 2002...
Posted by The Damon Jacoby on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 02:39:00 PST

Movie Review - Big Momma's House 2

Big Mommas House 2                  Unlike the movie, Im going to make this short and sweet. Martin Lawrence is back as detective Malcol...
Posted by The Damon Jacoby on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 04:47:00 PST

Movie Review - ATL

ATL         What you know about the ATL? Well I imagine a bit more after you see this movie starring Tip T.I. Harris as Rashed as a high school student on the cusp of gra...
Posted by The Damon Jacoby on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 04:28:00 PST

Movie Review - Slither!

Slither      The small, and anti-aesthetic, town of Wheelsy is the setting for this horror/comedy from director James Gunn who has previously work as the writer of the Scooby Doo movies...
Posted by The Damon Jacoby on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 12:34:00 PST

Thank You for Smoking

Thank You for Smoking           Aaron Eckhart stars as Nick Naylor in, what is easily the year's smartest comedy so far, Thank You for Smoking. Naylor is the fa...
Posted by The Damon Jacoby on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 04:58:00 PST