New Joke |
Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home having a drink and a smoke when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Arlene: ... Posted by Keter Betts on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 09:00:00 PST |
Pinkys Waltz - A Story of Mourning |
This week marks the anniversary deaths of both of my beloved parents Keter and Mildred ("Pinkey") Betts. Dad was two years older than the vivacious, giddy, and practical woman he married. ... Posted by Keter Betts on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 10:19:00 PST |
Bad Cop One liners |
Top 10 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over.10. Can you hold my beer, I can't reach my license. 9. Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 8. Are... Posted by Keter Betts on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 08:37:00 PST |
Cyancide & Happiness Comic |
... Posted by Keter Betts on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 05:31:00 PST |
A Musical Commentary on Keter's |
Lucky me. This woman, my new friend, dad's new friend, Ms. Lady Haig, simply lifts me with her written word. A blessing, today, forever. Here she shares her reaction on hearing Keter... Posted by Keter Betts on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 02:04:00 PST |
Dirty Jokes |
OK, so I almost posted a sleu of "yo mama" jokes and then remembered it was mother's day and that wouldn't be funny at all. Thus, I'm posting the first of a few dirty jokes, well I guess you cou... Posted by Keter Betts on Mon, 14 May 2007 06:15:00 PST |
April 2007 is Jazz Appreciation Month |
April 2007 marks the 6th annual celebration of national Jazz Appreciation Month. For more information on how to celebrate Jazz Appreciation Month see smithsoianjazz.org. The 2007 Jazz Appreciation Mo... Posted by Keter Betts on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 06:34:00 PST |
A Few Jokes for all the Musicians |
(1)Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Six. One to change it, five to fight off the lead guitarist who was hogging the light. (2)Three men die and go to heaven ... Posted by Keter Betts on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 02:29:00 PST |
REMEMBERING RONNIE WELLS |
Today, dear Aunt Marg called to tell me of Ronnie's passing. I was shocked and sent further into disbelief in what has been a series of ongoing losses. God seems to be calling so many of h... Posted by Keter Betts on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 12:53:00 PST |
Keter Betts Tribute 2/23/07 |
Since Keter's passing, there have been a sleu of tributes in honor of him -- among them: WPFW radio, North Minster Presbyterian Church (the church of my parents), the Silver Spring Jazz Festival... Posted by Keter Betts on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 02:32:00 PST |