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About Me

I was born and raised on the streets of North Philly. When I was about a year old, an evil lady grabbed me off the street and forced me into her home. Then she chopped off my vital parts so I could no longer spread my seed among those lovely chihuahua ladies of Fairmount. I have no concept of myself after that moment when I was stripped of my manhood. Now I curl up under blankets, shake when I get nervous, wear stupid little sweaters with hoods, and get humped by my older sister. Fellas, don't let the evil lady find you and take YOUR life away!

My Interests

Eating trash, getting humped by my sister, sitting in laps, being scratched, curling up on a pillow

I'd like to meet:

Any lovely chihuahua ladies...who will cuddle with me, 'cause, you know, that's all I can do now. But I do have a certain fondness for pillows. Embroidered ones are my favorite.

Music:

Me gusta mÃºsica de Mexico

Movies:

Me gusta las peliculas de Pedro Almodovar

Television:

The Dog Whisperer

Books:

No puedo leer

Heroes:

Che Guevara

My Blog

my winter wardrobe

I got a new coat today. It's fucking awesome. Green and puffy, orange lining in the hood, fake fur trim. Damn, I look hot in this coat. All the dogs at the park were all over m...
Posted by Alfie on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 07:34:00 PST

A very disturbing video...

Whoa, thank god they didn't do this to me. But actually, I do kind of like that dress the lizard gets to wear. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=232NU8yQg30...
Posted by Alfie on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 07:15:00 PST

My day

Hola, amigos. Today I learned how to type. And I slipped on my steps, because they were covered in some white powdery stuff that made my feet cold. All in all, a fun day.
Posted by Alfie on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 06:27:00 PST