TV, Music music and more music, Movies, Computers, Bladed weaponry, Once upon a time having long hair, Obsessing over my hair, Keeping my hair in place, Petting my kittybears, Calling my pet cats kittybears, Eating exotic food, Video Games, RPGs, anything dorky, anything exceedingly weird or offensive to most other people
OK, I'm taking my ever-so-epic MySpace page in a new direction. New rules:
1. If I know you in real life, friend me. You might have to remind me that I know you, but s'all good. Stop here. Everyone else, continue to rule 2.
2. If you're anybody else, don't friend me. This site long ago stopped being useful for making friends.
3. Bands: You're now disabled. I don't know how you motherfuckers kept finding me, but I'm sick of having 12 pages of friend requests from bands, 99% of which suck. If I feel like finding new music, I'll find it myself.
4. I'm not joining your group.
5. If your profile exists just to promote some shit like t-shirts, radio stations, websites, I don't give a fuck. DENIED! This also includes all of you goddamn porn bots. Yes, I loves me some porn, but I hate stupid-ass porn bots.
A pure metalhead at heart, but I like a bit of everything: (In alphabetical order) Accept, AC/DC, Acid Bath, Aerosmith, Alice Cooper, Alice in Chains, Amon Amarth, Amorphis, Andrew WK, Annihilator, Anthrax, Apartment 26, A Perfect Circle, Apocalyptica, Arch Enemy, At the Gates, Audioslave, Bathory, BB King, Bile, Biohazard (up to State of the World Address), Black Eyed Peas, Black Label Society, Black Sabbath, Blind Guardian, Body Count, Bon Jovi, Boston, David Bowie, Bowling For Soup, Buckethead, Cannibal Corpse (the later stuff), Capricorn USA, Carcass, Celtic Frost (up to Therion), Cheap Trick, Children of Bodom, Chimaira, Cinderella, Eric Clapton, Clawfinger, Corrosion of Conformity, Cousteau, Cradle of Filth, Creedence Clearwater Revival, The Cult, The Cure, Danzig, Darkthrone, Death, Def Leppard, Dio, Dimension Zero, Dimmu Borgir, Dissection, Disturbed, Dizneyfist (now 54 Vision), Dokken, Down, Dr. Dre, Dream Theater, DRI, Eminem, Emperor, Evergrey, Exodus, Faith No More, Faster Pussycat, Fear Factory, Lita Ford, Fozzy, Gamma Ray, g//z/r, Great White, Green Jell-O (will NOT call them jelly), Guns n Roses, GWAR, Halford, Hammerfall, Hatebreed, The Haunted, Haunted by Angels, Helloween, Jimi Hendrix, Ice Cube, Iced Earth, Billy Idol, Iron Maiden, Iron Savior, Jackyl, Janis Joplin, Journey, Judas Priest, Killer Dwarfs, Killswitch Engage, King Diamond, KMFDM, KoRn, Kreator, LA Guns, Life of Agony, Lillian Axe, Limbonic Art, Franz Liszt, Livesay, Stephen Lynch, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Manowar, Marilyn Manson, Mayhem, MDFMK, Meatloaf (Jim Steinman = greatest songwriter EVER), Megadeth, Mercyful Fate, Meshuggah, Metallica (pre-Load), Ministry, Misfits, Moonspell, Morbid Angel, Motley Crue, Motorhead, Mr. Bungle, Nailbomb, Napalm Death, Nas, Nerf Herder, Nelson, Nevermore, Newlydeads, Nickelback, Nile, NIN, Nirvana, Nuclear Assault, Ted Nugent, NWA, Opeth, Overkill, Ozzy Osbourne, Pantera, P-Funk, Pig, Pink Floyd, Poison, Pride & Glory, Psychotica, Queen, Queensryche (up to Promised Land), Rage Against the Machine, Rammstein, Ramones, RATT, Renegades of Sluts, Henry Rollins, Samael, Samhain, Santana, Satyricon, Savatage, Scorpions, Sepultura (before Max left), Sex Pistols, Shadows Fall, Sir Mix-a-Lot, Six Feet Under, Skid Row, Slaughter, Slayer (except God Hates Us All, what a turd), SOD, Soul Asylum, Soulfly (only the first album), Snoop Dogg, Spice Girls (yes I'm serious), Stabbing Westward, Stratovarious, Sublime, Susperia, Sworn Enemy, Symphony-X, Tesla, Testament, Therion, George Thorogood, Tool, Tormentor, Trans-Siberian Orchestra, Tsatthoggua, Type O Negative, Vader, Venom, Vinnie Vincent Invasion, Warrant, W.A.S.P., Weird Al Yankovic, White/Rob Zombie, Zakk Wylde, some country, anything cheesy
By popular demand (from myself), bands I hate: AFI, Agnostic Front, Tori Amos, At the Drive-In, Cannae, Chevelle, Clutch, Coldplay, The Cranberries, Crosby Stills and Nash, Dashboard Confessional, Deftones, The Doors, Bob Dylan, Fleetwood Mac, Vince Gill, Godspeed You Black Emperor!, HIMSA, The Hives, Hot Hot Heat, Hotwire, Jane's Addiction, Jay-Z, Norah Jones, Annie Lennox, Le Tigre, Limp Bizkit (except the first album), Maroon 5, Dave Matthews, Tim McGraw, Metallica (post-Load), Moby, Alanis Morissette, Motograter, Pearl Jam, Phish, Poison the Well, Radiohead, Rasputina, R.E.M., Red Hot Chili Peppers, Simple Plan, Sixty Watt Shaman (even though they spawned the best game ever played), Skunk Anansie, Smashing Pumpkins, Staind (except a select few songs), System of a Down, Thursday, Twisted Method, The Vines, The White Stripes, Wyclef, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Neil Young, and everything on Udi's music list
The Prophecy, Lord of the Rings, Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal, Red Dragon, Con-Air, Falling Down, Desperado, Terminator 2, Brotherhood of the Wolf, Gettysburg, Pulp Fiction, The Black Hole, Harry Potter, Superfuzz, The Ice Pirates, Airplane!, Road Warrior, Breakfast Club, Godfather series, Decline of Western Civilization Part 2, Old School, I'm Gonna Get You Sucka, Office Space, The Ring, Evil Dead Series, Dawn of the Dead (HATED Day of the Dead), Vampire Hunter D, They Live, Godzilla movies, Freddy vs. Jason, Labyrinth, Flight of the Navigator (yes I'm serious), porn, Star Wars series, every Kevin Smith movie, anything Monty Python, hilariously bad cult classic movies.
24 (the NEW best show in the history of the world), Lost (the NEW second best show in the history of the world), Heroes, South Park, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, X-Files, Rescue Me, Knight Rider (the OLD best show in the history of the world), A-Team (the OLD second best show in the history of the world), Airwolf, Boondocks, VH1's "I Love the [insert anything here]," He-Man, Thundercats, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, G.I. Joe, Transformers, Days of Our Lives (WHAT!), Simpsons, Family Guy, Robot Chicken, Dethklok Metalocalypse, and I'm starting to get into Battlestar Galactica
Necroscope series - Brian Lumley (read it), Incarnations of Immortality series - Piers Anthony, American Gods - Neil Gaiman, Good Omens - Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett, Discworld Series - Terry Pratchett, Vampire Chronicles - Anne Rice, Stephen King, Michael Crichton, Edgar Allan Poe, H.P. Lovecraft, Jules Verne, John Grisham, Harry Potter, Dune, Divine Comedy, demented little kids' books (e.g. Roald Dahl, Wrinkle in Time, Chronicles of Narnia), anything dorky
Cpl. David R. Downey, Vlad the Impaler, Ted Nugent, Justice Samuel B. Kent - Southern District of Texas - Galveston Division (look this guy up, he's hilarious), Antonin Scalia A.J.S.C., Dave Mustaine, Ron Jeremy, Peter North, Michael Knight, The Undertaker (back when he was cool), Magneto, Venom, Carnage, Freddy Krueger, Brian Lumley, Samuel L. Jackson, Darth Vader, Emperor Palpatine, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, The guy who invented WD-40, Lowell "The Hammer" Stanley, Jenna Jameson (because Shannon wants to make out with her), The guy who invented Buffalo chicken, The guy who invented cheesesteaks, Krista Allen's husband, Edgar Allan Poe, Jack the Ripper (for getting away with it), Cthulhu, Azathoth, Shub Niggurath, Yog Sothoth, Nyarlathotep