My name is Adam, I'm 25, Im Polish Italian. I grew up in and still live in Jersey... I know 27 ways to avoid traffic before I get to the Lincoln Tunnel (that, however, is inevitable) I can get to Manhattan in 24 minutes in a Toyota Solara, I can get to 56th and 11th in 38 minutes in a Lincoln Towncar.. I can drive better with my knee, than you can with your hands on 10 and 2.. I know the best spot for "saltypepprrketchup" in Philly.. I've been harassed by the Hillsborough Township Police Department Since I was 10... I've been arrested, I've been in jail.. I've told cops to go fuck their mothers..
I've been hired and fired from EVERY job I've had.. I've had absolutly NO money.. I've had 20,000 dollars in cash in my hands, I've used 5 pound bags of reefer as pillows in satin pillowcases... I've been homeless, slept in the woods, slept in my car, slept in the red bull, showered at a friends and starched my collars at the laundromat, and STILL went out to the club... I've had my own apartments.. lived with roommates.. lived in Friends Mothers Basements... And I've thrown parties in every single fucking one of them...
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