Dan Funnie - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm a young man with three types of oral skills.
1.) I can talk the pants right off a girl.
2.) I can make the girl reassure herself that her previous decision was correct.
3.) I can talk the girl into putting her pants back on and getting out...even if it is 4am.

I might not be tall, but I'll take dark, handsome, charming, funny, and a fantastic personality to pop your cherry or go where every man has gone before.This site will let you know of my escapades past, present, and future, and maybe just maybe I'll list all the girls I've been intimate with. Don't worry ladies I won't mention how many bases you went, innings you played, or the score of the game, but guys you might just want to check if your girl's name is up there.Maybe I'll include something about my little game of gone in sixty seconds.

My Interests

Banging chicks, building girls' self esteem, banging chicks with higher self esteem, banging chicks in a form of retribution to people who have wronged me, and I like to make movies and take picture...yes you ladies can all be models in my basement.

I'd like to meet:

Girls that want to be famous, sleep with me, and be just another number. If you're incredibly superficial that's all the better.For now add me, put me in your top friends and get me some exposure... at the very least you will laugh at one point or pissdown your leg at another. If you never find me funny... erase me.

Music:

My collection varies from a vast array of genres. I have some country for the girls that want to ride me like a cowgirl, some Insane Clown Posse if the young lady paints her face like Mimi Bobeck, and some Julio Iglesias for the cute little Spanish girls that want to run their nails down my back.

Movies:

Any movie where attractive guys take off their shirts for a long period of time. These guys do all my pregame for me sometimes, she'll already have flooded the engine compartment by the time I get there...Thanks Mr. Pitt!

Books:

Anything I write always makes me giggle.

Heroes:

Peter North... Currently his number is significantly higher than mine, but luckily he's dead so I'm sure I'll catch up.and the inventor of the Bernie Mac, bless your life.

My Blog

A little survey to tie you over until I can get some of my stories together...

1]What was the highlight of your weekend?I was finally able to beat my BAC record of 0.282] Who's car were you in last?Driving my bimmer before the BAC record was broken. After that I have not been in...
Posted by Dan Funnie on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 08:19:00 PST

Meet Dan Funnie

Dan Funnie run down. ..> TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Dan Funnie Birthday: you'll be invited if you have questionable morals Birthplace: i came out of a beautiful thing. too bad it...
Posted by Dan Funnie on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:03:00 PST