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I am Jenova79. It LIVES!!!!!!!!!
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Where to begin, well once upon a time I was a Mexican secrct agent for the San Marino Government, working hard to crack the secret to the West German's nuclear program. Then, I discovered some shocking information that lead to me being sacked, but I don't care I will tell you what I learned. West Germany, is no more. It reunited with East Germany back in 1989 due to a great man called David Hasselhoff? The San Marino Government though they could keep this quiet but not any longer I am here to divulge all there dirty little secrets.I spoke with Pinkie the hamster the king of the spud people that wear point green hats, not red hats as they beleive the great Hamster God, "Steve" said THOU SHALL WEAR RED HATS. But Pinkie the hamster the king of the spud people that wear point green hats beleive he said "HATS ARE NICE, AND NOT MUCH SHOULD BE MADE OF HATS AND OFF HAT WEARING WHEN DISCUSSING THE BASIS OF A MASS GROUP RELIGION. So anyway Pinkie explained to me that this guy called Gordon put me on this planet i.e. Earth to tell people the truth about the San Marino Government, or was his is name God? don't really matter the dude never bought his round when it came around, his Mrs's so happened to call and she was in labour, yeah right, tight ass bar-stewart me'sa thinks.I my own opinion this is by far the greatest sight in the world a 60,000 seater stadium awash in the green and white, it bring a tear to the old eye.

My Interests

Making fun of people that can kick my ass. drinking and more drinking and then getting my ass kicked for making fun of people who can kick my ass.

I'd like to meet:

I could see myself having the odd beer with Chris Evans, Danny Baker, & Robbie Williams all seem decent dudes. I am sure thou they would drink me under the table, grrrrr those barstewarts!!!! Women wise, Jennifer Aniston, Jodie Marsh, and Christina Christina Aguilera, mmmmmmmm Christina Aguilera!!! Again I am sure they could drink me under the table, but that is great as the drunker they get get the more attractive I get, mon the DRINK!!!!
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I would not mind a couple of beers with the great man Gordon Strachen. To those who are unacquainted with Gordon, he is the manager of the greates football (soocer)team in the world the great Glasgow Celtic. Here is some of his best momentsHere is some 15 minutes worth of Only an Excuse to show yous all just how geat Scottish football is. To those how are aware of this already this is the 2005 Christmass special.How about some Scottish Star Trek????????I would also like have the odd have with the Big Yin, or Billy Connolly see here is to me one of his all time great scetches the The Crucifixion, a must hear, 100%!!!SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN OPTIMUS PRIME GETS PROSTATE CANCER......

Music:

Nirvana, Samiam, All American Rejects, Fugazi, Mudhoney, Sonic Youth, Soundgarden, The Wildhearts, The Editors, Begars Opera, Stone Temple Pilots, Cake, Bens Fold Five, Therapy?ME NUMBER ONE BAND, GOOD OLD NIRVANA WITH THE RARE TUNE EVEN IN HIS YOUTH LIVE!!LAST ONE SEASONS IN THE SUN BY NIRVANAOk IAM SORRY WITH THIS OLD ONE. BUT Da BEGGERS OPERA BEST EVER bANB, PART 15 &16!!!!(yeah ok then).

Movies:

ALiens, Starwars, Blow, Fear & loathing Las Vegas, Fargo, Cheech & chung (any). And of course the Postman (nop only joking this is the worst film ever part five). All the Kevin Smith movies, apart from Jersy Girl. Realy Kev what was up with that one, Jenifer (I am like so famous now worship me)Lopez???

Television:

Simpsons, family guy, anything funnyI saw this guy in Las Vegas a couple off years ago, he was so funny!!!

Books:

The whole Dune series Clive barker stuff

Heroes:

Superman, Spiderman, Iceman, Hawkman, Fireman, X-men, Blade, Iron Man, Wonder WOMAN!!! What do if you see a spaceman??? Park in it man!!!!!!And me number one hero GEORGE W BUSH and here is why"George come's up with a cunning plan""George tests the new STAR WARS defence system""THIS IS GREAT GEORGE MEETS ARNIE""George is call, but Blair is like Spiderman, to Superman, fight crime and kicks ass, but is sooooo cooler""George wants a war, tha ain't like George""What did Paw say again""George maybe a penis, but this man is a totall PIE!!!""And the pie that is Bin Laden proves again, "oh yes I am Bin Laden and yes I am a fude. Nice!!""Time to light'en things up with some EASENDERS""Some quailty from TRIPPIN THE RIFF""OK now one of me best buds called Big"O" will show the calbaire of me mates ad make himself a drink"Owen Makes A Drink

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Your Porn Star Name Is...
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In a Past Life...
You Were: A Happy Go Lucky Mathematician.
Where You Lived: China.
How You Died: Consumption. Who Were You In a Past Life?
You Are a Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich
You life your life in a free form, artistic style.
You are incredibly creative and at times, quite messy.
Deep down, you are a kid at heart. And you aren't afraid to express it.
Your best friend: The Grilled Cheese Sandwich
Your mortal enemy: The Club Sandwich What Kind of Sandwich Are You?
You Are Spider-Man
Quick and agile, you have killer instincts (literally).
And that kind of makes up for the whole creepy spider thing. What Superhero Are You?
You Are a Glazed Donut
Okay, you know that you're plain - and you're cool with that.
You prefer not to let anything distract from your sweetness.
Your appeal is understated yet universal. Everyone dig you.
And in a pinch, you'll probably get eaten. What Donut Are You?
You Passed 8th Grade Science
Congratulations, you got 8/8 correct! Could You Pass 8th Grade Science?
You Are Cookie Monster
Misunderstood as a primal monster, you're a true hedonist with a huge sweet tooth.
You are usually feeling: Hungry. Cookies are preferred, but you'll eat anything if cookies aren't around.
You are famous for: Your slightly crazy eyes and usual way of speaking
How you life your life: In the moment. "Me want COOKIE!" The Sesame Street Personality Quiz
Your Hillbilly Name Is...
Colonel Birmingham Hillbilly Name Generator
Your Personality is Very Rare (INFP)
Your personality type is dreamy, romantic, elegant, and expressive.
Only about 5% of all people have your personality, including 6% of all women and 4% of all men
You are Introverted, Intuitive, Feeling, and Perceiving. How Rare Is Your Personality?
You Are Somewhat Machiavellian
You're not going to mow over everyone to get ahead...
But you're also powerful enough to make things happen for yourself.
You understand how the world works, even when it's an ugly place.
You just don't get ugly yourself - unless you have to! How Machiavellian Are You?
You Are Bud Light
You're not fussy when it comes to beer. If someone hands it to you, you'll drink it.
In fact, you don't understand beer snobbery at all. It all tastes the same once you're drunk!
You're an enthusiastic drinker, and you can often be found at your neighborhood bar.
You're pretty good at holding your liquor too - you've had lots of experience. What's Your Beer Personality?
You Are 80% Tortured Genius
You are smart. Brilliant in fact. And while it's a blessing, it's also a curse.
Your head is filled with everything - grand ideas, insufferable worries, and a good deal of angst. Are You a Tortured Genius?
The Cure Shares Your Taste in Music
See their whole playlist here (iTunes required)
Which Musician (or Group) Shares Your Taste in Music?
You Are Barney
You could have been an intellectual leader...
Instead, your whole life is an homage to beer
You will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burps
Your life philosophy: "There's nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem." The Simpsons Personality Test

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