I'm the one who doesn't smoke, doesn't drink (often... if I drink I slap people..) and doesn't do drugs, but somehow manages to end up looking more munted than anyone else by the end of the night..So my Friends: Malvina is the Queen of Camp, Kirsten is the Queen of Costumes, Carmen is the Princess of the Inner West. Mitzi is the Queen of Comedy, and Benita is the Queen of Tandoori Chicken at the Imperial, and Belinda is the Queen of turning straight boys gay (and the occasional gay boy straight), and Charisma is the Queen of making people snort Duromine, and Tora is the Queen of WOW SHE'S BIG, and Naomi is the Queen of Drag Queens trapped in Lesbians' bodies, and and Tom is the Queen of Sucking things up with his Hoover-Arse, and Jamez is the Queen of Dancing more like a girl than the drag queen he's backing-up, and Caleb is the Queen of Not being from Perth. Oh and Laura is the Queen of being the lesbian that looks least like a lesbian. Timbo is the Queen of the Fantapantsies, Millie is the Queen of Broadway Drag, Ripley is the Queen of ...being the best myspace husband ever, David Olsen is the Queen of Scrotum Piercings. Does Penny D really have a biggie, or does the absence of balls just make it look huge?I think I'm the Queen of Glitter (it's everywhere. I didn't have a speck of glitter on my face last week, but still managed to wake up with it on my toilet seat) and maybe the Queen of bouncing around like a retard on stage.If you like retards, come see me out and about on the Sydney scene. You might even catch some retardation yourself.
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