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Zach

When i Die i want to go peacefully like my grandpa. Not screaming like all the passangers in his car

About Me



Im 25 and live in Minnesota . I have a 3yr old son Connor , who is the best. I like getting outside and playing basketball or running. I miss my Camaro and plan on getting another ASAP. I would also like to learn latin someday. If you are still curious you can always ask for more."In Vino Veritas""The Dude abides."

My Interests

My son , pool, basketball , classic cars, movies, golf, computers, new tech, music, and history!My page is best viewed using Firefox web browser. It is free and more secure that Internet Explorer HERE

I'd like to meet:


Monty Python - Spam

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Music:

I enjoy mostly classic rock, every once and awhile some country sounds ok. Classical is always good. I enjoy Hard rock, heavy metal, and rap from time to time. Also anything with a killer guitar is great. Right now there are nine songs on this playlist



This is a awesome song and videoAll these guys right here
Steve Martin
ZZ Top

David Bowie ft. Nine Inch Nails
George Thorogood

Movies:

Quentin Tarantino rocks! I just saw him on Conan talking about my favorite drink. Irish car bombs!Ill give you a quote and see if you can guess. IF you cannot guess just hold your mouse over the text and it will tell you the answer.I have to thank Mary! for the first one. "It's uh... uh... it's down there somewhere, let me take another look.""I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists.""It's quoted in the bible, Revelations: Behold the pale horse. The man who sat on him was death, and Hell followed with him.""If you're not already embarassed by your own sad fucking existence, then I assure you, nothing I can ever do or say is going to make you blush."I once had wealth, power, and the love of a beautiful woman. Now I only have two things: My friends and... uh... my thermos"And shepherds we shall be, for thee my Lord for thee. Power hath descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. We shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine patris, et filii, et spiritus sancti.""Our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off. "person 1: "I'm stuck in this pit, working for less than a slave wages. Working on my day off, the goddamn steel shutters are closed, I deal with every backward ass fuck on the planet. I smell like shoe polish. My ex-girlfriend is catatonic after fucking a dead guy. And my present girlfriend has suck 36 dicks." person 2: "37. ""That was the biggest load of crap I've ever heard. I mean, look at you, you're the kind of guy who would beg for sex. And I should know, we can smell our own. ""And now, for my next impression, Jesse Owens."“Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun... And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"... Written down the side of mine... Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!""Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it. ""You know, I got a hunch fat man. I got a hunch it's me from here on in. One ball, corner pocket. I mean, that ever happen to you? You know, all of a sudden you feel like you can't miss? 'Cause I dreamed about this game, fat man. I dreamed about this game every night on the road. Five ball. You know, this is my table, man. I own it. ""Money won is twice as sweet as money earned.""You watch those nature documentaries on the cable? You see the one about lions? You got this lion. He's the king of the jungle, huge mane out to here. He's laying under a tree, in the middle of Africa. He's so big, it's so hot. He doesn't want to move. Now the little lions come, they start messing with him. Biting his tail, biting his ears. He doesn't do anything. The lioness, she starts messing with him. Coming over, making trouble. Still nothing. Now the other animals, they notice this. They start to move in. The jackals; hyenas. They're barking at him, laughing at him. They nip his toes, and eat the food that's in his domain. They do this, then they get closer and closer, bolder and bolder. Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody. Runs like the wind, eats everything in his path. Cause every once in a while, the lion has to show the jackals, who he is.""Yeah. The funny thing is - on the outside, I was an honest man, straight as an arrow. I had to come to prison to be a crook. "Grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?""One thing I've learned in the last seven years: in every game and con there's always an opponent, and there's always a victim. The trick is to know when you're the latter, so you can become the former. ""I have no idea to this day what those two Italian ladies were singing about. Truth is, I don't want to know. Some things are best left unsaid. I'd like to think they were singing about something so beautiful, it can't be expressed in words, and makes your heart ache because of it. I tell you, those voices soared higher and farther than anybody in a gray place dares to dream. It was like some beautiful bird flapped into our drab little cage and made those walls dissolve away, and for the briefest of moments, every last man in Shawshank felt free. ""Squeeze in if you can. Left leg, right leg, your body will follow. They call it walking. You want one as well, darling? You do? That's it. They're waking up. Treat the wife. Treat your friend's wife. It's a lot more fun if you don't get caught. Hold on. You want one as well? Okay, darling, show me a bit of life then. It's no good standing out there like one o'clock half-struck. Buy them, you better buy them. These are not stolen, they just haven't been paid for, and we can't get them again. They've changed the bloody locks. Here. One for you. It's no good coming back later when I've sold out. "Too late, too late" will be the cry when the man with the bargains has passed you by. If you got no money on you now, you'll be crying tears as big as October cabbages."

Television:

just about anything that is on the discovery channels or science channels. the history channel is awesome. ESPN, anything that doesnt suck. MTV sucks.

Books:

mostly just read computer stuff for work. i read a dean koontz book once.

Heroes:

Superman, but he is an asshole when he is drunk.if you get that joke then you kick ass!!! :)

My Blog

Need a new Cell phone? READ THIS

I got set up online as a Cell dealer. I can get you almost any carrier that is available in your area. So, if you or anyone you know happen to be looking for a new cell plan or new phone let me know a...
Posted by Zach on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 11:10:00 PST

Updated Guide to My Profile 4/4/2007

** I added my own media player so i can put songs up without wondering when they will be "deleted by the artist"The media player only works in internet explorer right now because its running through A...
Posted by Zach on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 07:12:00 PST

Not for the easily offended

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Posted by Zach on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 07:21:00 PST

Time to run

Hopefully we will see more and more warm weather so I can get outside and start running.  I'm shooting to be back in the shape I was in a few years ago when we played basketball as many as 7 days...
Posted by Zach on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 09:03:00 PST

Bob Saget

Before you say its mean go check out his website and learn morehttp://www.tourettesguy.com/ Replay video | Share video | Watch more videos...
Posted by Zach on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 01:22:00 PST

Snow

For the firs time in years I actually like the snow! It's crazy. I got outside to day and started having fun. I felt a bit like a kid again. I even thought of attempting to build a snow fort. My ...
Posted by Zach on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 04:06:00 PST

Dont pick on geeks

If you can go watch this video you will see why you dont pick on geekshttp://www.maximmag.co.uk/stupidfun/videoclips/6109/cau ght_on_cctv.html ...
Posted by Zach on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 10:26:00 PST

does anyone read this stuff?

who read these?
Posted by Zach on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 01:55:00 PST

I need some help

who wants to help me get this cue? its beautiful!!http://www.shopmcdermottcue.com/McDermott/0107.ht ml
Posted by Zach on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 02:14:00 PST

IM not much for country music, but this is a good song :)

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Posted by Zach on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 11:28:00 PST