Lucy Ewing

Hi ya'll! I live on a my granddaddy's ranch outside of Dallas and I am bored! B-O-R-E-D! Sure, I git along okay when I can take my mare out, or just groom'er in the barn with a little help from the hired man, but sometimes that just isn't enough for a gal! My stupid sister-in-laws Pam and Sue Ellen keep trying to mom me, but Sue Ellen's a pantywaist and Pam discos like a toad in a hurricane! Grandma's fun, but she spends most of her time medicating her migraines with peach-smellin jars of hooch she thinks we don't know about.