Almost all of ya on my friends list know me.... so I don't need to harp my good qualities! Nah, I will anyway..
lazy bum who works 60 hours a week, exquitter-chainsmoker, extra-ordinarily inttelejant, so smooth with the ladies that i get rejected all the time, wanna be race car driver that will never make it to F1, talented brokeanic, savvy investor with massive debt, 1337 programmer who steals code off the internet and from 16 year old kids, expert computer hardware swapper who knows nothing of this new dual core stuff
