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Pirate Knotty Nette

Have you've noticed that since becoming a pirate, everthing taste like chicken?

About Me

I be a pirate down to my mis-matched stocking feet. I belong to two Ren Faire Guilds. The first is a bunch of fun loving Pirates who promote reading for the kiddys. (they make fine powder monkeys) The second is House of McFionn, who are a 1580's Irish family who live by the sword, and attack Queen Elizabeth the first, for taking away Irish land. The story goes, is that I am a long lost cousin of our Great Lord McFionn. As a young woman, I left the clan to join the Great Irish Pirate Princess Grace O'Malley. I served on her ship for many years, until I met the man of my life, Master James (Jimmy) I left Grace O'Malley's service and brought my man home to the clan to marry. Pirates in a Irish Guild... "AARGHHH!" Myspace Falling Objects

My Interests

going to a Ren Faire where people can be real. Real fun!!

I'd like to meet:

A few dirty minded Pirates with Grog in their Cups. A few gorgouse Irish lads at Lord McFionn's whiskey circle are a lovely site as well... Oh thinking about it, takes me there.. Oh that is place to be: After hours, around the McFionn House fire...

Music:

The only band for me is the Pirate's Charles.... Fine bunch of Pirates.....You are listening to them right now. Good aren't they? You should see them play in person, on stage or around the camp fire at faire...Nothing even comes close to these guy's.

Movies:

The one movie that moves me everytime I see it, is "Crash". The "Good Guy's" have bad portions to them and the "Bad Guy's" have good portions to them. And at the end their lives come crashing together...

Television:

My man Jimmy is a Chef, and because of this we watch alot of cooking shows. What I hate are the women chef's who will not put back their hair... like Rachel Rey...

Books:

The tales of Jacki Faber: five books about a girl who pretends to be a boy, turns pirate. Everything that can happen to this girl, does happen... A must read, found in the young teen's section of Barnes and Noble...

Heroes:

Capt Jack Sparrow, and of course...My Dad... even if he does look like Fred Flinstone....

My Blog

Getting Married Oct 31st 2009

Ahoy me pirate buds...  Jim & I have made a tentative date to get married... Sat Oct 31st 2009... Come share a pint of Grog!!!!
Posted by Pirate Knotty Nette on Fri, 12 Sep 2008 10:27:00 PST

Dana Point Tall Ship’s Anyone????

Who will be meeting me at the Dana Point's Tall Ship's this Sat???  Someone give me a recipy for Grog, and I will gladly give it a try... For once you can drink off me Grog, instead of the other ...
Posted by Pirate Knotty Nette on Wed, 03 Sep 2008 11:31:00 PST

San Diego Tall Ships

Whom amongst ye will be raiding the San Diego Tall Ships Festival?   Will there be pirates that I know?    Email me and let me know , me fair Cap't and wenches will be go...
Posted by Pirate Knotty Nette on Tue, 19 Aug 2008 11:29:00 PST

Thrown in the Brig!!!

Blast, trying to pillage, steal some gold, got caught and thrown in the Brig... Ahoy all, come play Pirate with me... it is fun!!!  Nette  ...
Posted by Pirate Knotty Nette on Wed, 30 Jul 2008 10:28:00 PST

everything taste like chicken

Has anyone else noticed, that since becoming a pirate, absolutly everything now, taste like chicken? 
Posted by Pirate Knotty Nette on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 01:10:00 PST

I'm too sexy for this shirt...

I'm too sexy for this shirt, too sexy for this shirt, it hurts!!!!...
Posted by Pirate Knotty Nette on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 02:37:00 PST

Ahoy

Ahoy fellow pirates!!!  Are you having a Grog Rific Day?
Posted by Pirate Knotty Nette on Tue, 27 May 2008 03:05:00 PST

OJAI IS CALLING..... BAD!!!

Ahoy Ye Matey's...  The boat is afloat...destination:  Pirates in Ojai... Where the grog is wonderful, and the sexy pirate men plentiful.....
Posted by Pirate Knotty Nette on Thu, 01 May 2008 03:20:00 PST