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Butt Fuct Nixon

I got drunk, she got pretty...

About Me

BfN - Came For You!

I am a band. I consist of about 15-18 people, depending on the day of the week. I hate you/I love you. I hope you hate me. Now go buy a firecracker, put it in your dick hole and watch it blow up. I am not a friendly band.

IM ME YA LITTLE DICK SNOTS IF YA GOT ANY BALLS AT ALL AT BFNCameForYou ON AOL IM!!!!!!

"...you keep sucking cock for recognition, one more notch in the statusphere ...every day closer to death..."

My Interests

Skinning vegetables, smoking crack, and enlightening myself by reading Hardy boys mystery books.

I'd like to meet:

No one, unless they can score me good crank and can show me unusual ways to use a pickle, KY Jelly and a ham sandwich, but they have to be used all together. I don't like priests unless they're making me suck them off.

Music:

I am a band. Music is in my nature....Nasum, Napalm Death, His Hero Is Gone, Death, Benumb, Pig Destroyer, ANB, Converge, Assuck, Regurgitate, Broken Nail (CSMF), etc etc...anything you can grind your dick to. And when I'm feeling melancholic, emoting to loneliness with my 14 other band members we listen to the sounds of Interpol, Bjork, Ulver, Mazzy Star, Dismemberment Plan, Joy Division, Electronic, Division of Laura Lee and some old Cure tunes. Then we have wild vegetable sex to end the night and do it all over again the next day.

Movies:

vegetable sculpting instructional videos. the jack kevorkian chronicles. dancer in the dark. autofocus. blue velvet. happiness. where the buffalo roam. edward scissorhands. twilight zone the movie. my own private idaho.

Television:

anything without jessica simpson and her asshole husband. also, I'm a bit tired of watching ozzy's lazy, cenial ass walking around speaking in tongues. enough of that shit already. that's not entertainment.

Books:

Karma Sutra. marquis de sade. st augustine's confessions. i was howard hughes. the rum diary. ed gein psycho!

Heroes:

ed wood and michael jackson.

My Blog

George Bush Jr.

Can go suck a fat, thick, juicy cock and choke on the cum. Keep up the good work Michael Moore...and get the nazi out in 2004!!!!
Posted by Butt Fuct Nixon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Tonight's drink...

The Nixon got down to concocting a nice little summer drink to enjoy this evening...THUS, B.F. Nixon's June Evening Drink is: 1 oz. Vodka 3/4 oz. Malibu Rum ...
Posted by Butt Fuct Nixon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

why my brain doesn't work when girls are around...

ok, BFN tends to think with their penis way too much. It's the like there is some emergency shut off valve that has a connection between our dicks and brains that automatically shuts off any substanti...
Posted by Butt Fuct Nixon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the way to a man's heart...

is definitely through his penis. studies show that the male urethra directly connects to the Aorta. So please, stop feeding us, stop trying to find other ways, the only way to our heart is therough ou...
Posted by Butt Fuct Nixon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

cheek implants...

Attention...Butt Fuct Nixon does NOT endorse plastic surgery of any kind especially facial reconstruction surgery. If you feel your visage that ugly to strut out in public then put a mask over your f...
Posted by Butt Fuct Nixon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST