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Gideon Braithwaite

About Me

I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4Hello, my name is Gideon.
I am a catholic hen-breeder and I keep bees in my spare time. I am weird, that's what everyone tells me. I don't have any friends.Don't add me just because you pity me. Add me because you like the idea of me.

My Interests

Bees

Music:

I like the Rennaissance Period and Tudor.I like that Antony Elvins too, what a proper modern gentleman. He remins me of my beloved Noel Coward.

Movies:

I like Spartacus and Kevin and Perry - I'd like to see them all in a big fight / war, even the lady that is dressed as a boy.

Television:

I have been watching Deal or No Deal. There is a charming man on there called Jonathan Bunny. I think I would like to marry him, if it wasn't against our religions. He just won £110,000. I like him even more now.

Books:

The one and only Bible. And farming mags if I can get my hands on them - for tips to make hens bigger. I would make more money that way you see.
I like the pretty posh ladies in Horse and Hound. They're too rich to go out with me though, and I think they are attracted to men with big teeth. I have a couple missing from when a common man punched me for looking at him for too long. I was only wondering what his mother was thinking ehen she had dressed him that morning. I would not personally wear something that said Kappa on it - it sounds rude. Plus my Mum would never buy it for me, if she was young enough to still visit the shops.

Heroes:



Noel Edmunds.
Noel Coward
Noel Fielding
Anyone called Noel really.
Jonathan Bunny.
Those girls from DeadDogInBlackBag - they're pretty 'cool' - is that what the kids are saying these days? Does that mean they are pretty AND cool? Either way I think they are, yes I do.
I like serious dramas aswell. The League of Gentlemen is very good. Very true to life - I can relate to a lot of the characters, especially Neds and Mickey.