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chris

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

Eyes dried tight, gotta get myself together
Need a kick-start cocktail, ten percent coffee with a
High-rise, family-size, guaranteed to catonize
The little bit of brain I got a-hanging on from last night

I need a double take, a-just to get awake
To try and counteract the hollow feeling nature makes
It's gonna work a treat, gonna get me on my feet
It's a teasing little tonic with a kick
Like a mule
And a skip on the beat

It ain't right, It ain't wrong
I need a bomb, I need a caffeine bomb
Too sweet, too strong
I need a bomb, I need a caffeine bomb
I need a bomb, I need a caffeine bomb
I need a bomb, I need a ca-ca-ca-ca caffeine bomb

My Interests

Ok...who would win a fight between Lemmy and God?
........Ha! It's a trick question -
LEMMY IS GOD!

I'd like to meet:

why I see her face in a million stars, I'm wondering
thought I had good taste 'til I found I'd none at all
nearly did appear as the asshole of the year
and then she strikes...
and now I'm back,
the guy I've been,
before the idiot sat in

she got me... with a suckerpunch

Music:

both kinds
ROCK...
AND
ROLL!