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CRAZY BITCH MICHAELA

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About Me

Where it all began. The mahem started in grade school back in the second grade. With my acts during quite time I would jump on top of my desk and do a sammy davis jr. act. jumping and falling on the desk screaming my eye it just poped out of my head.I advanced in high school It was big mega stage To preform all kinds of pranks and hyjinx. Which would lead me to teachers tossing me from class . The teachers would be depressed if they got me. I was like a bull in a china shop I could turn a normal class room into a freenzy in seconds. But it was all good the teachers did not have it in there hearts to disipline me.Besides my mother was a fellow teacher which made home life a wreck considering my mother was 4'10" and had great aim with anything she thew at me I drove that poor woman crazy. My father is a clam type guy and would laugh at the stuff I would do. Let's put it this way I was the kinda kid that you could not leave for long or the house would be in a mess.All I was thinking about was tring to get the big laugh. It was cool to walk ito swim practice and hear everyone would yell Crazy Mike along with their chuckles. By the time I was a adult "when did that come" Hum anyway as time went on I was able to do improv with just about anything. It's a shame that camcorders where so big and hard to carry around back in those days. I lost so many good takes. Oh well thats life in another decade. My friends hounded me to try a open mic at a in Cherry Hill N.J. Back in the late 80's to early 90's But I had a job and was kinda scared to do something that I had to plan for. I fly by the moment. I did get up there and It felt good to do that. I can see why so many good and talented people in comedy are so great. They are hiding pain and guilt sometimes inter isuses. Not all of them but I know for a fact I can say that about myself. I don't want to throw anybody under the bus with me with my last statement. It's just a hunch I have It's time for me to reinvent myself and now being older have seen things in a better light that would make for a good act. If I suck the It's good to suck sometimes it plays out as funny sometimes. Presently I have a gender change and going to complete a gender change in my life. what I did as a guy I have to revamp my act a bit. I look foward to rise and meet some great and just plain nice people along the way.I belive there are so many people out there that need a laugh just like a lonely child needs a hug. Life is to short for others to hate and not to help make life easy and sometimes funny. If I can do that for you then god bless me. That's all I want to do. Well when I sat to write this I was like dam how the hell do I write about me. Well I hope this best gives you insight of who I'am. For now this is about who the person I am. Feel free to message me with any questions you may have and I'll be posting my gigs as they come about.So far my new start has been on the Kidd Chris Show a radio show on 94.1 freefm WYSP here in Philadelphia, PA which airs mon-fri 3pm to 7pm. I'm their tranny also sometimes in stuido doing some weird pranks from lapdancing a half witted rapper. To victum of a guy who lost a bet and had chicken placed on my belly and the poor guy had to eat it off my belly. I felt bad for him "NOT" I felt bad for the chicken it smelled good but it made us both sick(LOL) but sometimes you gota have a chincken eaten of your belly to get a start. I love every moment it just brings me closer and teaches me how things work. So far I suck but some of the people like me and the others hate me. As long as they have me I'll do what it takes to make it happen.They are a great group of people to be around. Anything goes train wreck or not it is just crazy and insane. WWW.kiddshow.com or WWW.941freefm.comCheckout my networking page @ WWW.myspace.com/michaelavas
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My Interests



@ www.kiddshow.com

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Music:



Television:

wow let's see... the oldies . mod squad, get smart, mission impossible, chico and the man, sandford& son, all in the family, good times, adam 12, dragnet, emergency, bewitched, laugh in, the flip wilson show, flintstones, gillagian's island, carol burrntte show, threes company, soap, taxi, dallas, and mostly the rest that's on tv land. up to date shows ,, jerry springer, law and order, discovery channel, crossing jordan, csi, vagas, dancing with the stars, SNL a must watch have all the old and shows on tape I never miss a SNL show if nothing that was on tv it better be SNL, 30 rock, 1 vs 100, deal or no deal, cops, mash, HBO, showtime, nasscar, speed channel, mtv,

Books:

www.kiddshow.com www.941freefm.com

Heroes:

My Mother (RIP 2/13/2005) and my father still working and sharp as a tack @ 76 yrs young. With out them I would have not had a wonderfull life with so many childhood and recent memories. Dad and Mom always put me and my sister first and we always did things as a family. And for them take me and my sister down the shore every summer in Wildwood for the entire summer. It's great to have a house at the shore. and thanks to them sis and I had it all never needing to want. Spoiled yes 100% .. Thanks .. 1 hero Dad because dads like him will always get your back and never let you fall. He always says his family is his life with the exception of me breaking his balls with my crazy shit and making him say where the hell did I go wrong with that idiot. yep I sure drove them crazy and still do