About Me

THE MUSIC ON THIS PAGE IS ONLY MEANT FOR PERSONAL LISTENING, YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO IN ANY WAY EARN MONEY/THINGS/PROPERTY/ETC. FROM THE MUSIC WITHOUT WRITTEN PERMISSION (AN E-MAIL) FROM UNCLE B. BUNGHOLE.
TO CONTACT U.B.B - JUST "Send Message" AND I, WEBMASTER C., WILL PASS IT ON TO THE GREAT UNCLE.
Music will be available in a not too distant future.
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1. THIS PAGE IS NOT MANAGED BY MR. B., BUT BY WEBMASTER C, HIS WEB DESIGNER. AS THE UNCLE WANTS TO BE TOTALLY ANONYMOUS EVERYTHING GOES THROUGH ME, W.C.
TO CONTACT UNCLE B. - JUST "Send Message" AND I WILL PASS IT ON TO HIM.
YOU MUST WRITE, IN THE SUBJECT LINE, THE FOLLOWING, OR MR. B. WON'T READ OR ANSWER YOUR Message -
IF YOU'RE A FEMALE, WRITE: Dear Mr. Uncle B. I love you!
IF YOU'RE A MALE, WRITE: Mr. Uncle B. You are a genius!
2. THE CRAZY & FANTASTIC Monseigneur Mr. Sir Sire Uncle van von B. af der Butthole WILL ONLY ACCEPT Add to Friends-REQUESTS FROM FUNNY PEOPLE, ORIGINAL PEOPLE, HORNY FEMALES, AND FANS.

My Interests

Beer, Cognac, Wine and other booze.
Smoking Weed, Pipe, Cigarettes, Cigars etc.
Me am interested in many a strange and funny things.
Spanking me monkey, fart, blow me nose, smoke coughing, guitar playing, combining sounds/music, funny clowns, bungholes,

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Frank Zappa, Primus, Weird Al Yankovic, Captain Beefheart, Syd Barrett,

CAPTAIN MCALISTER'S 90 SEA CHANTEYS

Blow the Man Down.
What Do You Do with a Drunken Sailor.
Dead Man's Chest.
Asleep in the Deep.
Row Row Row Your Boat.
The Flogging Song.
Love Theme from Das Boat.
In The Navy.
Sink The Bismarck.
Columbia, Gem of the Ocean.
And the bonus CD: Hornpipe Fever.

THE BEER PRAYER

Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk,
(I will be drunk),
At home as in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer, The bitter and The lager.
Forever and ever,
Amen

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Movies:

Movies about the sea.
Pink Panther, Closeau.
Beavis & Butt-head.
Chris Farley.

Television:

Everyall funny & original.
Popeye.
Sailor stuff.

Chris Farley Matt Foley Workout

Books:

Books about the sea.
Star maps & Nautical charts, me navigate after the stars, ye see.
Logs.

Heroes:

Meself, the Sea.
Popeye, Captain McAlister.
Sailors, Seamen, Mariners. Arrh!

My Blog

INTERVIEW 1 / FAQ

INTERVIEW 1 / FAQ with Mr. U.B., interviewer - Webmaster C.Webmaster C.: Is Mr. Uncle B. Bunghole your real name?Uncle Bunghole: Arrh! Me was born in the desert, under rocks named The Big Balls.W: Is ...
Posted by Mr. Uncle B. Bunghole on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 09:07:00 PST