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thomasenvy

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About Me

Welcome to the official thomasenvy site...

Big, Bald, Bearded...beautiful...33 years on this planet and I'm still a damn kid...

Artist, musician, expert in lawn and garden products, cigarette smoker, beer drinker, meat eater, and kick-ass philanthropist...I enjoy taking my shirt off in public, and throwing a few back with my friends...or strangers...if'n you need art made, I'm the Wiz...and I'm a cheap date...

Bands I've been in:

Road Closed
Johnson Family Inbred
The Squirm
N'Jas
Top Dead Center(bass)
Bastard Children of the Roman Empire(fill-in)
F-Option
Despoiler
Bast
Pornstore Janitor
The Golden Calf
Master of Sabotage(guitar)
The Weaklings

these are some of the only old pics I could dig up...

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My Interests

cool shit maynard...

I'd like to meet:

Musicians, Artists, Dead Celebs, Fictional Characters, Dead Rockstars, Zombies...

like these fine folks...

Music:

some rockers...some rollers...

Movies:

I have impeccable taste, trust me...

Television:

done with t.v, unless it's...

Books:

graphic novels are books with pictures...

Heroes:

My folks, and their folks, my brother-the soldier...

My Blog

bittersweet...

I had a super-rad birthday weekend...all my friends rule...despite all the good times I had, and the grin that hasn't left my face yet, my Rams absolutely fucking suck ASS...0-3 and dropping like Litt...
Posted by thomasenvy on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 03:07:00 PST

Ashley Judd and numerology...

Fire...water...bugs...racecars...Ashley Judd's boobs...ok, so I have a sinus infection which has relegated my Memorial Day weekend to not doing much...I did muster up the strength to go to the movies....
Posted by thomasenvy on Tue, 29 May 2007 04:35:00 PST

damn, it's only April...

for any of you who care, the NFL draft is this weekend...which makes me only more antsy for football season...and some news that made me pee a little: the Rams acquired kick return monster Dante Hall ...
Posted by thomasenvy on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 02:45:00 PST

the end...

So, after spending a night in tribute-band land, I think it's time to put Master of Sabotage to bed...as much fun as it is to play Sabbath tunes, after Saturday's show I decided that being in a tribut...
Posted by thomasenvy on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 05:34:00 PST

Homeless no more...

So, after 2 months of staying in a basement, I finally found a place to live...it's not as close as I was before, but it ain't quite felony flats either...It'll be nice to actually have a room again.....
Posted by thomasenvy on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 08:27:00 PST

End of an Era...

it is 3:00am...we just got done for the day(started at 9:00am yesterday)...in less than 24 hours, we will be officially out of the infamous Pornstore house...the vibe of this place can best be describ...
Posted by thomasenvy on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 03:22:00 PST

Sabbath Bloody Sunday...

Man, what a kick ass show...Paranaut, DLD...fine job, fellas...I can't even begin to describe how much fun I had, or how much I can thank everyone who came down...but to Becky, Shawn, and Todd...thank...
Posted by thomasenvy on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 08:08:00 PST

even though they suck...

the Rams still boast some of the top-flight offensive talent in the NFL...and today the 2006 Pro-Bowl selections were announced...Marc Bulger, 2nd Pro-Bowl appearance...Torry Holt, 6th Pro-Bowl appear...
Posted by thomasenvy on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 07:34:00 PST

Why METAL rules...

Last night I headed out to see SK and the Punkass Bitches, and Howie and the Hotknives...thought the Funhouse Strippers were excellent...great rock show...and it was all over before 10 o'clock...I pro...
Posted by thomasenvy on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 03:38:00 PST

Masters of Sabotage...

Earlier tonight I had the first rehearsal of "Masters of Sabotage" which is the Black Sabbath tribute band I've put together...this has lifted a huge weight off my chest...I have for many years been a...
Posted by thomasenvy on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 02:58:00 PST