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Attus Apparel

If you think my feet stink, you should smell the seat on my bike!

About Me

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My Interests

long walks on the beach, roller blading, short shorts, starbucks no fat vende granda caca with cream, passing gas in the bath tub and eating the bubbles, smoking cigs and not inhaling, watching soft porn, singing in the shower.

I'd like to meet:


"On April 29th 2008 Rex Vanderwoodsen set the Planet Douche World Record for most popped collars worn by an individual. He popped 23 collars making him the Planet Douche World Record Holder." (from CollegeHumor )VOTE FUNNY FOR MR. FLUSH OR ELSE HE WILL SQUIRT ON YOU.. P.S I Pooped, Bathroom Talk with George Flush / Weener Shot on FunnyOrDie.com ..

Music:

jackson five, hanson

Movies:

the toy, big, jack off and the beanstalk

Television:

mr. rogers

Books:

mmmmm i like to read the back of shampoo bottles while meditating in the restroom in the mornings.

Heroes:

your mom

My Blog

Retalers / FreeKY Fest

Hola, We just added a retailers list to the site. Most of the stores listed should have Attus in stock this week or next. As we continue to ship we will add more stores, so if your city/state is not...
Posted by Attus Apparel on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 10:56:00 PST

Spring/Summer 08 Polos now available

we finally got the spring/summer 08 polos in, and they are pretty focking sweet. you can buy online at our website: http://www.attusapparel.com/goods-08/ we also begun shipping to quite a few retailer...
Posted by Attus Apparel on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 08:49:00 PST

Askmen.com "Top Ten: Shirt Brands You’ve Never Heard Of"

Check this out, Askmen.com recently had an article called " Top Ten: Shirt Brands You've Never Heard Of". Can you guess who was number one? Attus Apparel was numero uno. Check out the article: http://...
Posted by Attus Apparel on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 08:09:00 PST

19 DAYS TILL CHRISTMAS

Time to buy Attus Apparel, only 19 Days till Christmas and the shirts are selling like Cabage Patch kids did back in 1984. 50% Off all polo's right now at www.attusapparel.com. Buy in advance to ...
Posted by Attus Apparel on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 02:03:00 PST

HAPPY THANKSGIVING

Just wanted to wish everyone a Happy Thanksgiving. Eat lots of corn pudding and turkey. Don't forget the Attus Apparel Holiday Sale is going on right now at www.attusapparel.com. Focking 50% OFF EVER...
Posted by Attus Apparel on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 10:44:00 PST

HOLIDAY SALE/ HOLIDAY SHOT UP SHIRTS

Happy Holidays from Attus Apparel Just wanted to let you know we are closing out 2007 with a BANG! Attus Apparel just launched a HUGE HOLIDAY SALE offering 50% OFF all polos in stock! We also are pro...
Posted by Attus Apparel on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 07:25:00 PST

My Imaginary friend Jack Tada is for sale on EBAY.com

yo, this is probably one of the saddest posts I have ever made. My wife has forced me to get rid of my imaginary friend Jack Tada. Jack has been my partner in crime for 17 years. I guess at the age of...
Posted by Attus Apparel on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 08:06:00 PST

Light Porn?

Hello Friends Hope everyone is doing well and enjoying the summer. Sorry it has been awhile since our last post, things have been crazy busy for us here at Attus. We got all sorts of good stuff i...
Posted by Attus Apparel on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 09:50:00 PST

Attus to be on Sirius Satellite Radio

If you got Sirius Satellite Radio and you got a few minutes this coming Monday afternoon (July 30) Attus Apparel (Whit) is going to be on the talkshow Business Shrink on Sirius Satellite Rad...
Posted by Attus Apparel on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 05:55:00 PST

Product review on Askmen.com

Attus Apparel has had a product review on the website Askmen.com. Askmen is a site dedicated to men and has features on styles, entertainment, gadgets, sex, dating, you name it the site has it. They g...
Posted by Attus Apparel on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 03:39:00 PST