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Fed

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About Me

i cant have too much sugar. i'm usually covered with bite marks. I typically have several calendars stuck on february or march. I like talking to people in the middle of the night. I drink a lot of wine. also gin. I miss people but dont call them anyway. often my clothes do not match, or fit. and my underwear are sometimes borrowed. I have many, many bed bath and beyond coupons. I probably have a cable or connector you need sitting around my basement. I take airplanes a lot because I love technology. I have recently learned to deal with a more firm pillow, having only enjoyed very soft pillows previously.

My Interests

tons of stuff

Heroes:

the kernel

My Blog

missing you ----> strike

Dear Strike, What happened?  we were getting along so well.  Was it something I said?  I didnt mean that about saying I wanted you to leave.  I was foolish.  Now that you are ...
Posted by Fed on Fri, 23 Dec 2005 09:13:00 PST

you can never really be a virgin

I am sometimes tempted by email subject headings.  deep anal virgins - pause, & reflect.  These girls will do anything, but at the same time, they have never done this.  not before....
Posted by Fed on Tue, 15 Nov 2005 08:43:00 PST

a philosophical meandering

Tonight I will be parking at the ferry.  I will be going to the city and probably drinking too much.  The shady cashier at the parking lot who hails from india will receive $6 payment. ...
Posted by Fed on Sat, 05 Nov 2005 11:27:00 PST

The gardeners are my enemies

They come from so far.  They do not speak English.  They speak noise.  And they speak it loud and clearly.  They like to talk about it in the morning, when the unemployed are aslee...
Posted by Fed on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 07:18:00 PST

Happy Halloween!

Fetus in Fetu -  What does this mean?  This is the term for a fetus which develops inside another fetus.  Don't ask me how they do it, but they do.  Yes this actually occurs in act...
Posted by Fed on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 01:57:00 PST

The secret weapon, because we can no longer avoid confrontation

People please understand what I am now doing.  I am applying for jobs for which I have no qualification and which require me to act much more intelligent than I actually am.  Inevitably, I w...
Posted by Fed on Tue, 04 Oct 2005 01:44:00 PST

Slowly amassing a powerful alignment of friends

Now I am have 19 friends - I feel the power scalding my organs from within...  My wretched insecurities are giving way to the self-appreciation I garner from knowing that nineteen actual hum...
Posted by Fed on Sat, 01 Oct 2005 11:38:00 PST