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Jessica

...AS IF!!...

About Me

Don't write to me unless you know me, I will not write back. Oh, and putting in friend requests for people you don't know is FUCKING LAME.href="http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vd3d3LnBpbXAtb XktcHJvZmlsZS5jb20v"

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My Interests

My dogs, working out, skiing, wine, garlic, drinking or anything mind altering, my vibrator, reality tv, my family, and my girlfriends in San Diego. WHAT I HATE: religion, milk, tomatoes, most girls in Colorado, rude customers-it's coming to you-you assholes, dancing, dieting, and people who don't like animals. ..

I'd like to meet:

Not on here to meet people, get lost. alt="Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket" In this picture I am peeing my pants inside the carrot. Cocktails in the car from SD to Vegas and then putting a vegetable suit on is not a good combo.

Music:

Tool, Korn, U2, AFI, Pantera, Jane's Addiction, GNR, The Killers

Movies:

Boogie Nights, The Goonies, American Beauty, American History X, Fight Club, Donnie Darko, Beautiful Girls, Seven, Clueless, Primal Fear, Best in Show, The Shining, Mean Girls, and anything by John Hughs

Television:

Documentaries about drugs and sex, Planet Earth, Cathouse, Animal Planet,Girls Next Door, Family Guy, Top Model, and most retarded dating shows.

Books:

HE'S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU-who the hell spied and wrote my autobiography?

Heroes:

My boyfriend-here he is! JUST KIDDING!

My Blog

Fuck all you irresponsible dog owners!!!

My dogs are my family. I choose not to have kids...or relationships. Unfortunately, landlords in Breckenridge see dogs as like, 10 snotty nosed screaming kids. I don't get it. No one will rent to m...
Posted by Jessica on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 12:38:00 PST