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Mary Potpie

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About Me

I am the shit. I am where its at. Sometimes it hurts to be this perfect;)....Ha ha ha ha haaaa........My life has had many twists and turns,I plan to just hang on and ride it out.I have about 40 sides to my personality....so I am always exciting..... at least to myself.I am trying to love my fellow man,but it seems to keep getting me into trouble;).Self~deprecation is the way to my heart.If you are on here as a friend,it is because I know and love you,or want to get to know and love you;)Love you guys!

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My Interests

JENNY SUE!!!!!,little black dresses,meditation,the forties,taking over the world with my robot,books,never learning how to spell,perscription drugs,hanging with my best pals*Tree,The baby Chicken,Roni*,spending money I dont have,lazy eyes,drunk clowns,who killed Elizabeth Short?HOOTERS,Pat,my hair,finding happiness without trying,chewing my finger till it bleeds,funny stories,running away without ever leaving my body,old country songs,cheese pizza,Hypnotic Poison,old movies from the forties,fresh flowers,expensive soft sheets,Red nails,Indian food,a big mirror by my bed(i like to watch),playing dress up,HATS,saying what your thinking,sugar free Red Bull,Paris(the city....not the ho),writing,listening to the rain while in my bed,animals big and small,my friends big and small,bubble baths,sexy shoes,stockings,the color red,fuzzy slippers,being loyal to those who deserve it,spankings,spooning,kissing for hours,polka dot panties,love,laughing my ASS off,connecting with old friends,tattoos,red lipstick,blah...blah....blahhhhhh

I'd like to meet:

Mary....from the inside out.I have some work ahead of me.I look forward to the journey;)
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Music:

The Clash,Iggy Pop,Morphine,Guns and Roses,The Smiths,Frank Sinatra,Barry White,Johnny Cash,David Bowie,Anything thats cheesy 80s heavy metal,Beck,Ministry,Nine Inch Nails,Sonic Youth,Tool,Nick Cave And The Bad Seeds,Willie Nelson,Butthole Surfers,Dolly Parton,Hank Williams,Hank Williams Jr.,cheesy disco,old country songs that move me,hip hop,rap,Common,Big Daddy Kane,Snoop,songs that give me chills,Oh...and I love Hall and Oates Old school,if you dont you SUCK:)....no one style,I am always open to anything ;)

Movies:

INLAND EMPIRE,Lolita,The Royal Tenenbaums,Malena,Gilda,Best in show,Waiting for Guffman,Happiness,Mulholland Drive,Office Space,Old School.Being John Malkovich,The Seven Year Itch,Sixteen Candles,Corpse Bride,Mean girls,Wedding crashers,Wild at heart,Blue Velvet,Bowfinger,Space Balls,Welcome to the Dollhouse,Talladega Nights,Friday,Little Children,Eternal Sunshine of the spotless mind,many more~

Television:

The Golden Girls,Fuse,Forensic files,City Confidental,Cops,South Park(the BEST!),Family Guy,Weeds,The Office~

Books:

TRUE CRIME!TRUE CRIME!TRUE CRIME!,Anything written by David Sedaris or Augusten Burroughs,The Black Dahlia Avenger by Steven Hodel,Venus in Furs by Leopold Von Sacher-Masoch,Porn Star by Ian Gittler,The Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath,White Oleander by Janet Finch,Strip City by Lily Burana,The Other Hollywood=The Uncensored Oral History Of The Porn Industry by Legs Mcneil and Jennifer Osborne,The Black Dahlia Files,The Real Bettie Page,The Sociopath next door by Martha Stout,Ph.d,Bad Behavior by Mary Gaitskill,My Dark Places by James Ellroy,and of course.... Severed by John Gilmore~

Heroes:

My Mom,Emily,Betty Short,David Lynch,my Dad,my Grandma,women who inspire me.